Username: I don't understand it. That's all there is to it. It's quite obviously a made up word with a meaning I am unable to disect. It could be multiple words, for all I know. Perchance some ebonics slurred all into one word instead of three. "Yo man, whatchoo lookin' at?" "Da kat." "Da kat?" "Ya, da kat." Oh wait, your first entry explains it. It's half alias, half yada. I suppose you get some sort of credit for creativity. No, I take it back. I don't like it, thus no creativity points.

First Impression: "Wow, this looks shitty." That and "This username doesn't make sense." Those are more like "First thoughts" rather than "First impressions," but ask me if I care. Oh wait, I don't. I also noticed that this is one of those fancy sex diaries, it better not let me down.

Errors: You have a counter. That is an error. Why is this an error? Because it doesn't match the layout that you didn't make- error number two. More of the layout business in the appropriately titled section, however. The "CLICK HERE FOR SEX" link is an error, too. I clicked it, because sex would be nice, and do you know what I saw? Humping office furniture. I give you a point for that. But, unfortunately for you, guest books are not sex. Therefore you fail. Also, you like to forget your apostrophe's in "I've" but you like to put them in words to show possession. Me being the copy editor of my yearbook staff and a loyal fan of the English language, this bothers me. 3/10

Layout: It's a default. A shitty default at that. BUT, not only is it a shitty default, it's got a set of shitty links on the side. If you could figure out how to put links there, you could have figured out how to take the pictures out of the first four links and replace them with merely text. If you did this, it would look sort of uniform. Sort of. There is no originality behind this layout, and it's purple. I love purple, don't get me wrong, it's my favorite color, but this purple makes me ashamed to enjoy the red and blue blend. This is a disgrace to all layouts. I guess you get a point or two for figuring out how to make a link. 4/20

Content: Magnetic poetry? As an aspiring poet, I now hate you.

More poor excuses for poetry. Are these supposed to be funny? They aren't. They don't even make sense."Hump slow her behind tremendous luscious bottom pounding bare cheeks." No matter how many times I read that, it doesn't make sense. I think I get it, and then I realize that I don't. If you dropped the words "slow," "behind," and "tremendous" you'd have a better chance of making sense. My brain hurts now. Thanks.

My life is complete after hearing about this little tid-bit of, what I'm assuming to be, a cutesy type of comment. Touching, really. And I have to tend to agree with him, that's how I feel about your entries.

Very sweet about the guy's mom except that... THIS IS A DIARY ABOUT SEX. There was a lack of sex in that story. There were, however, many spelling and grammatical errors.

This is quite the anti-climatic ending. Why did she crack? Why did she punch you in the face? Because you write about inappropriate things for the subject of your diary? Good call on her part.

You cheat on your boyfriend you say you love so much. This bothers me. You don't kiss three girls and make "Wannabe porno" with a bunch of friends when you're with someone. It's just wrong. This is more of a moral issue than anything else, but I still don't approve.

Alright, so all the entries have been read, since there was a low number of entries to go through. I must say, I was pretty bored throughout the whole ordeal. You had the occasional good detail, so you can have a little bit of credit. I'm a softy. 20/65

Would I come back? Doubtful. 1/5

Bonus: Oh wait, you don't get one. 0/5

Total: 28/100 Thanks to your diary, I feel like a pervert. You know, like the old men that you see in parks at night. This shouldn't be, however, since sex was only mentioned perhaps 5 times, and only talked of in detail twice. Regardless, I feel sleezy.

Reviewed by Sarah