Username: Jesus Christ, just shoot me in the face now.

First Impression: Fucking... fuck. This is going to be terrible.

Errors: Dare I say that your existance is an error? Your info page - or whatever the hell it's called - that's an error. Seriously. You spelled SO many things wrong, and I don't know if you did it to be "Cute" or what. You spell the word "funny" as "funne" and that's so not cool. If I have to put up with this shit during the entire review, not only will I slice your throat, but I'll kill whoever spawned you. 2/10

Layout: I hate it. I hate that it's black and blue and has all those little fucking stars on it. And that big "Dreaming" thing at the top. That's just obnoxious. Your links blend in with your background, since they're both black. Good job, I have to highlight the page to find anything. It's very typical, very unimaginative. And I doubt you made it yourself. Failure. 0/20

Content: You can't be a real person, please tell me that you are someone who decided to make up a diary as a joke. NO ONE can be this stupid. You iss talking online? Well that's nice. You obviously issn't in English class, which is a shame, because you need it.

I think it would be a wise idea to just never write a story ever again. Chapter 1 is a disgrace to any form of literature. Shakespeare is rolling in his grave, seriously. It's Biology. Not "Biolagy." And you ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS put your punctuation on the INSIDE of quotation marks. Your story doesn't even make sense! Your characters get confused, and nothing gets explained well. Just stop.

Uptown Girls is depressing??? And your typing skills, oh christ, I could go on about those forever. Also, I am a fan of the elipse, but you take those little dots a step too far. Cut it out, spazz.

You are a terrible friend. HEY!! Lets talk about our best friend cutting themself on the internet for the ENTIRE world to see!! I bet she'll appreciate that one!

Tell me, why do you insist on breathing? No one cares if you pee your pants, and no one cares about your "faggot" computer. Nice job at using offensive slurs to talk about a computer with no sexual preference. You win the gold star for stupidity. I'm tired of linking to your shit-ass entries.

If I were your "best friend," I would sign off on you, too, because I hate you. Your entries are all crap. They have nothing of any meaning, they make no sense, and frankly, in a year or two, if you were to look back on all of this, you'd probably want to shoot yourself in the face for ever thinking that it was worthy of typing out. 4/65

Would I come back?: Never. 0/5

Bonus: You do not deserve a bonus. 0/5

Total: 6 /100 So I might have been a little harsh, but your diary made my eyes burn, and I feel a few braincells dying.

Reviewed by Sarah