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aboutagirl- Jan. 17, 2005 -- 1:04 a.m. |
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| aboutagirl- Username - Well, if this category were titled Lack of Originality in Titling One's Site, you would get brownie points here. Sadly, it isn't, and as a result I already hate you. First Impression - You do THIS type of THING -- where you capitalize words instead of bolding or italicizing them. I do it too, but only on here, and only because I love being a hypocrite. It pisses you guys off like nobody's business. Anyway, back to the point, which is, this is going to be another long fucking review. Fun fact: every single time I've tried to review your diary, I've had to stop because I couldn't take it. Let's see how far I get this time. Errors - That nice little message at the top of the screen. You know, the one that says "help me pull my tuition out of my butt." Yeah, that's an error. Technically, you're pulling your tuition out of my butt. Well, not my butt per se, but any moron stupid enough to actually click the link and donate or whatever it is you want them to do. When I scroll down, there's a big blank space there. I don't know why there's a blank space there. I don't want the blank space there. I want it filled by your pointless crap. Well, alright, no I don't, but I don't want it blank either, so fucking fix that. Also, MAKE THE FUCKING SCROLLBAR VISIBLE. At the VERY fucking least, make the arrows white, you dumb cunt. Do you have any idea how fucking irritating that is? Sure, you think it's fucking adorable, but I'd rather have something that fucking works well over something that's pretty. And the way your archives are centered is really irking me right now. Fucking, look at that, you made me actually use the word "irk" in a fucking sentence. Congratulations. They're also completely jacked up. When I click "2004 to date" at the bottom there, it only takes me to october. But oh, wait, we're in January now, aren't we? Damn you're awesome. You've got a bunch of multiple entries there, too. Like, there's one on June 14th or something like that, you have two of them. 3/10 Layout - Do you really have to put "LAYOUT BY AMANDA NEAL" all over the goddamn place? Once on a credits page, okay, fine, but you've got it actually on the image itself and at the bottom of all of your pages. If this is like copyright protection, I assure you, no one's going to steal it because it's a shitty design. Sorry babe. You've got the aforementioned huge blank space, the scrollbar (hereafter refered to as The Scrollbar of Monotony and Death), and what is that huge fucking swirly L doing on that image? That's just retarded. I am mildly impressed by the imagemapping (something I could never master... though that probably has something to do with the fact that I've never actually tried), but you lose any points you would have gained from that with your heading. Look at that shit. "A b o u t A G i r l - [ V . 1 1 ] : F a l l e n O n e s" and I wish that I were fucking making that up. What are you, twelve? What the fuck is that? You don't need all the goddamn spaces, You don't need the version number because honestly, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, and "Fallen Ones"? That's real fucking original right there. Fallen ones. This layout reeks of suck and angst. Whoops. That was a little redundant, wasn't it? You get twelve points because you made the layout yourself and because of the imagemapping, but you lose four of them because of F a l l e n O n e s, which is seriously only a step away from ~*~FaLleN 0nEs OmG lOl!!!1!~*~. 8/20 Content - I think one word sums it up pretty nicely so far. Ugh. People do this with all work shifts, hun. You're nothing special just because you work until four thirty in the morning. Fucking, people do the same shit with school for crying out loud. Nutso? Nutso? No, let's say that again just to get the full fucking effect. And you fucking say it with me. Nutso. Yeah. I just mentally branded you across the forehead with a big read MORON stamp. Also, who the fuck wastes a diary entry complaining about a goddamn cab? And I haven't heard anyone other than angsty twelve year olds trying to be cool use the word "freak" since fucking elementary school. You had a heart attack? And didn't die? A shame, really. That last statement of mine is justified, by the way. How? Look at how you ended your fucking entry. "Lalalalalalala." Direct quote. Like I said, a damn shame. Have I mentioned that that Listening to Feeling Blah blah blah bullshit at the end of your entries is seriously pissing me off? No? Well it is. I fucking hate that. If your diary is doing a good job, we should already know how you're fucking feeling. A diary entry about your pimples. You're so cool. P.S. - Anyways isn't a word. It's anyway. Without an s. OMG! A BLINKY! OMG THAT'S AMAZING LOLOLOLOL. What the fuck. It's a fucking blinky, not a god damn skyscraper. And that emoticon there? Death. But anyway, congratulations. You've managed to do something that eleven year olds sit around doing all day. And you've done it worse than them. WAY TO GO. Pointless. And again. Still pointless. In fact, I can't find one good entry that actually says anything. I can't find a pretty entry, or a well thought out entry, or an entry that's even mildly fucking amusing. You talk about college and your job and other such mindless drivel. I'm convinced you have a diary because it's the cool thing to do, not because you really think or care about your entries. You get reviews and design your own layouts and make a big fucking deal about it, but it's pretty much just all for show. My advice? A good old-fashioned dose of suicide. Aside from the suicide thing, other ways to maybe fix some of thise are to drop the constant references to you. Yes, we get that it was made by AMANDA. We get that it's AMANDA's fucking diary. We understand that AMANDA found the image and AMANDA found the lyrics and AMANDA is THINKING FEELING AND LISTENING TO this this and this. Take that stupid link off the top, take off everything below "Fallen -- Ones", take the caption that says done by Amanda Neal or whatever that's in the corner of the picture, and kill the "by Amanda" shit just below the date and time of your entries. Move credits and shit to the links page, and move that donation shit to the links page. Or you could not, but if you don't, it's not my fault if I take a fucking shotgun to your face. Now, about your writing. That's pretty much unsalvageable. Nevermind. Ten points for capitalizing things properly. Minus two for "anyways". 8/65 Would I Come Back? - You're fucking with me, right? 0/5 Bonus - Pfft, haha. +0/5 Total - 19/100. You're so awesome, AMANDA NEAL. -Amanda (Uh oh. Are you going to sue me for stealing your name?) | ||
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