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anibananie Sept. 02, 2004 -- 8:52 p.m. |
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| anibananie Lemme just say, right now, in an AWFUL mood, but I have soup... so this review could really go either way. Can the power of my soup combined with your diary FUSE INTO A SUPER THING THAT WILL MAKE ME NOT WANT TO KILL SOMEONE?! WE SHALL SEE! Username - Give me just a moment while I vomit up all of the aforementioned soup. First Impression - It's... rainbowy. And you've pasted a conversation. Oh joy. Errors - I do not like the weatherpixie thing at the bottom, Sam-I-Am. Move it to the extras page. I don't need to know the weather every goddamned entry, do I? 7/10 Layout - It's... so... rainbowy. And I really can't find anything to complain about... except that it just isn't my type of thing. Your diary though, and it's self designed, so... yay. I think. Whatever. Soup time. 18/20 Content - Started here. This is me sitting through a stupd conversation. This is me wondering what the point is. This is me wanting very badly to stab myself in the face until I am unconcious. "OMG ur beautiful" "omg no im not" "ye ur" "nu uh" "u r!!!" "omg wtf lololol!!!" C'mon. And I couldn't tell which one was you and which one was the raging bag of hormones. You take equal turns raping the Engligh language. "OMIGAWD! Today was great because of this and that and the other thing and blah blah insert name here that we don't care about blah blaaaah but just ONE thing was wrong -- THIS BITCH HAS THE SAME PEN AS ME! OH MY GOD I COULD SOOOO DIE." It's a fucking pen. Deal. YEah, fucking brilliant. Locking your diary to talk crap about your friends-who-aren't-really-your-friends-but-you-don't-want-to-upset-them-even-though-they're-not-your-friends. Nice. I don't think I like you very much. YAY. Oooo, so original. "If you don't like it you can click that little x in the corner of your screen." FUCK I FUCKING HATE THAT. Come up with a different way of saying it, holy god. You sould like some goddamned ten year ld that's just discovered the internet. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Stop the *insert bullshit here* crap. I hate that. I hate asterisks unless they are used for ADDING INFORMATION TO THE END OF SHIT. As in, the way they are supposed to be used. And now I've been through three pages of worthless extras, and one thing on the Catholic church that you didn't even fucking write. It was good, and I enjoyed it, but you didn't write it, so sucks for you. I'm tired. You daylog. A lot. I've seen not one deep thought, not one. Ahhh motherfuck. I'm out of soup, I'm pissed off, and I want a fucking interesting diary to read. On the plus side though, I can't bitch at you for being depressed. You have the occasional rant about loneliness, but other than that, you're okay. So keep that up. And keep up writing. Writing is good. Things to stop include [but are not limited to]: being two faced with your friends/not-friends/whatever the fuck you want to call them and daylogging. Also, cut out the stupid extras. Death to extras. 20/65 Would I Come Back? - Probably not. You're a typical teenager, but minus the angst. I'm not sure if that's good or not. Oh well, it seems to be working for you. 0/5 Bonus - I think you're british. Even if you're not, that's still cool, because british people are cool. You earn one point for either being british, or making me think you're british. You pimp. +1/5 Total - 46/100. I need more chocolate milk. =( Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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