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arjay Dec. 01, 2004 -- 12:45 p.m. |
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| arjay Username - Arjay. It makes me think of Eljay, or L-J, which is a livejournal. It's your initials, but spelled out. Not terribly creavitve, and I probably wouldn't click on it if I saw it in a list. Really, the only good things about it are that there are no numbers, and angYlpRinCesS or some other shit like that wasn't thrown in there. First Impression - "Bitch and proud". Damn. Three seconds and I already think you're retarded. That has to be a record. Errors - ... You have a "shag list" so to speak. No, no, I correct myself, you have two of them. That is definitely an error. Who in the fuck has a shag list? You like No Doubt. Error. Aw, Christ, and Finding Nemo. I should really stop actually reading people's biographies. It's not like I actually fucking care or anything. You also need to separate September, October and November into their own months on your archive page, because it's pissing me off. Actually, why don't you just give them all their own month? Leave 2003 and 2002 the way they are, because I'm not going to read that far back and therefore don't give a damn, but I don't understand why you've been so... weird with your fucking archives. Consistency is good. IT'S GOOD. You also sometimes forget to capitalize the word "I", and there are misspellings sprinkled here and there. 4/10 Layout - Hate it. There's a lady screaming and some shitty (what I guess are) lyrics and the word "bitchology" at the top. Because bitchology is, as we all know, an actual word. Mmhmm. Fuck, you didn't even design this piece of crap yourself. Can you change that font? I don't like that font, but I guess that's just a matter of personal preference. You get two points because it's sort of organized, and that's really the only thing it's got going for it. 2/20 Content - Whoah, okay. Two more seconds and I've already found something else I don't like. That "The Bitch says:" at the top, before your short description. That's fucking retarded, get rid of that. Aw, Christ, emoticons. Why do you assholes do this to me? And acronyms. Fucking... NO. Three entries so far, and all you've done is talk about moving. You couldn't even just leave it at talking about moving, oh no, you had to rape my brain with your use of emoticons and acronyms. It's not that bad, I mean, it could be a lot worse. You could be all 13 year old AOL-er core (OmG LOL WTF?!!!!!!one!1211), but still. The only good emoticon is a dead emoticon. Or something like that, whatever. You acknowledge your reader in your diary. Bad. Bad bad bad. You NEVER DO THAT EVER. It completely eliminates the point of a diary, and now you come off as an attention whore who writes for an audience, not for herself. I'm not saying this is true (yet), but that's the impression I'm getting so far. Sigh. Blah blah, exams, blah, leaving, blah blah, I love Bree, don't you ever talk about anything funny, or poignant? I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXAMS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. P.S. - You're not horrible, you're just an idiot. There is a difference. You seem really dependant on your girlfriend. Almost every entry is about her. That's probably not healthy, you know. I know you're happy with her and all that, but what happens when it ends? Damn I'm optimistic. Sigh. It's all daylog. You suck, game over. I've read a bunch of entries and haven't laughed ONCE when I was supposed to. I've seen no deep, soul-revealing entries. Just an angsty one about bleeding (and really, it's not that big a deal) and that's. It. What the hell do you want me to do with that, hmm? Your grammar and spelling and whatnot are, for the most part, okay. There are misspelling and capitalization errors now and again, but that's nothing you couldn't fix by using a spell-check, or just by re-reading the entry when you're done. Stop using emoticons (like this little bugger :), or this one :( ) and stop using acronyms (lol, btw, bbl, things like that). Also stop addressing your reader ("ok, I have to go now! I love you all *kisses*" or, "I know, it's boring, you don't have to read it") because that makes it so bloody impersonal; like you're holding back, which you shouldn't be doing in a good diary. 3/65 Would I Come Back? - Eck. No. 0/5 Bonus - Bisexuality is hot. +5/5 Total - 14/100. Insert words of wisdom here. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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