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Jul. 23, 2004 -- 8:06 p.m.
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NEW REVIEWER, BITCHEZ.

Everyone say hello to Tofu, because he is far cooler than you could ever hope to be.

He can feel free to write something about himself here. If he doesn't though, that's okay, because he's still a badass.

Yeah mic, I'm on the mic, control is what I bring ya. Hey, this is your new reviewer Tofu. I doubt anyone will read this page, so I think now is the best time to explain about why I was making out with that 60 year old guy at the water park. It's because i was cleaning his dentures, it wasn't cute.

Well aside from that, you might wanna choose me to review for you because A) I'm a little more lazy when it comes to checking spelling, because mine personally sucks.
B) I hate people who use design sites for their diary template. Self designers get all my loving praise, unless your design sucks.
or C) I put the fun in fungi

Some things about me: I'm a gamer, I like arty drug music and noisey industrial (if you don't know what that means you never will), If I insult you I'll try to make it interesting, and my mind is a fine cross between pop culture and high culture, on acid. If that helps you understand my reviews anymore, there you go. Now I'm gonna pass the mic back, word to your mothers only.

Look at that, now you can CHOOSE who you want to bash you! I know, I know, you're all overjoyed.

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