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blindessence Jul. 12, 2004 -- 4:46 p.m. |
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| blindessence
I'm going to say, right here, before I even start the review, that I am INCREDIBLY pissed off right now. Don't take it personally at all. You'll probably want to request for a re-review, and if you do, I'll do the review when not so pissed off. Username - It sounds nice, but it doesn't make any damn sense. Essence of what? Why did you pick it? So on, so forth. First Impression - Your layout makes me want to stab myself in the face. More than usual, I mean. Errors - IMOOD OF DEATH. That's an error. Oof, you like No Doubt. That's also an error. Ah Jesus, AND Evanescence! Conan O'Brien?! CONAN O'BRIEN?! You do realize that's the most retarded fucking show ever, right? Bah. You have a few grammar errors here and there. I'd get on your case, but honestly, I don't fucking feel like sifting through every one of your entries to find them right now. Maybe later. 8/10 Layout - Except for the facts that the chick is totally random, and the colors and disgusting, and I hate the latest five entries bullshit you put down at the bottom, and that I just really don't like your layout all and would sooner decapitate myself with a rusty butter knife than use it or read a diary that used it, it's not all that bad. 10/20 Content - I skimmed like a motherfucker with your diary. You daylog. And then you daylog. And then you talk about how you may or may not be pregnant, and then you daylog and talk about boys. The way you write about him really fucking bothers me. Look, I don't fucking care about him. He doesn't have the same fucking significance to me as he does to you. This entry had me laughing, but I highly doubt that that's what you were aiming for. "...I feel myself being hurled into this pit of doomed life..." Honestly now. I've already read your This is Me page twice, and this entry made me go back and check again because you came off as a fucking angst-ridden teenager that's completely self-involved. No 'fense. Actually, while on the subject of your This is Me page [here], WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR LAST PARAGRAPH? "Ooh, I like sex, ooh I am SOOOO different from the rest of my species, who ALSO derive great pleasure from sex. Oooooh I am so DIFFERENT and CrAaAaAazyY! WOOOOOO!" Knock it the fuck off. You are not special. You are exactly like the other six million bags of flesh out there. You know, the other six million bags of flesh that are in existance BECAUSE OF THE DESIRE TO REPRODUCE. Jesus Christ. How have you NOT realized this? Maybe I should have mentioned somewhere before that I hate it when people say that they "have issues" or call themselves "insane/crazy/etc". It's fuckin' stupid. And it's not called a "past time". It's called a pastime. A PASTIME. A "past time" would be a time in the past. A pastime is what one does to pass time. I'm going to fucking kill somebody. AND STOP WITH THE FUCKING SONG LYRICS. They don't serve any goddamned purpose except to make it look like you're updating more than you really are. Find your own motherfucking words for shit. Augh I have to stop before I develop a fucking brain tumor. 11/65 Would I Come Back? - -hiss- 0/5 Bonus - You have a lot of fucking extras. But they're poorly organized and stupid, stupid extras. give me something interesting to work with, like porn. Put up porn links. Everybody likes porn. +0/5 Total - 29/100... whoops. Okay so let's recap. 1)Change the abrasive layout. 2)Stop daylogging. 3)Stop with the song lyrics. 4)Destroy iMood. 5)Erase bullshit Latest Five Entries at bottom of page. 6)Make counter match rest of shitty layout. 7)Purchase gun. 8)Send gun to me. 9)Watch from a distance as I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE. Change shit. Apply for a re-review. Like I said, I'm in a worse mood than usual today and took it out on you. Aha. Reviewed by Amanda Jenn's comments: Thanks for the review... understandable about you being in a bad mood, but I won't ask for a re-review because that's what you thought, and that's how it is. So thanks!!!! I just want to say right here that this chick is unbelievebly cool for having such an awesome attitude about this. She even changed her extras around after this review. That made me happy. Go check her out, honestly, I like her diary. I was just being a whore that day. | ||
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