Username Oh sweet fucking Christ, I can tell YOU’RE a bastion of genius. I would only click on your name if with hopes of either seeing farm girls fucking cows, or to see if you’re a mongoloid that can use a keyboard by pressing their face on it.

First Impression Speaking of mongoloids, at first glance it seems like you have the mentality of a 9 year old. Some little girl sitting under a tree possibly dreaming… AWWWWWWE. I love the jean skirt too, very Osh kosh bagosh. Your first entry is already bitching about a shitty review you got, what a way to start your NEXT review huh? I have a feeling your next one is gonna look VERY similar to that one.

Errors Oh crap, you know what I hate about extras pages? Having to click on all these fucking links, you’re not trying to piss me off intentionally are you? If you are, I’d like you to not, thanks. For one thing kid, you hardly write novels worth of stuff to really merit the dual linkage on the top and bottom. You hear that? YOU DON’T NEED IT!!!! Even if you did type a whole lot, I’d still tell you to axe the links on the bottom and just get a /div table since your text box is so skinny (why does everyone have one of those things now?). As far as spelling and grammar, everything looks like it’s in place, and the links all work I guess, just ditch the useless repeated links. 8/10

Layout Kill whoever you got this design from PLEASE! Upon further inspection I find that the designer is (dun dun dun) YOU! Hmm, kill the designer, the designer is you, 2+2 = kill yourself. Reasons why your diary layout sucks, 1 your picture really could have used a little higher quality. It has jpeg noise up the Wahoo in it. Secondly, and lastly, you got the title from an Evanescence song (which I’d like to bring your attention back to the kill yourself thing). Now these are more nitpicks than anything, because I just think the jean skirted child in the terribly distorted picture is lame, but really, it seems so lopsided when you actually do go on in your entries. Actually, I should say when you go on and on in your extras. I will once again recommend a /div table for that. There are some HTML sites that can help you with that. I will give you extra credit for the valiant effort though.12/20

Content Okay let’s get to the meat of this thing.

First off, thanks for admitting you have a ”pathetic and boring life”, so you wont be surprised later when I’m pretty sure I’ll tell you the same thing.

freshman year usually blows goats if you don’t know anyone. I knew people in school so I had a nice time in school, so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. If you live in some kind of Hicks town USA area of the country, I think that’s about the only place where freshman cruelty is considered a sport. God knows I always wished my school sponsored activities where we could beat the crap out of 9th graders.

A word of encouragement for this. You need to stop looking to others and worrying about being left out of stuff. You’re young so acceptance is about the biggest item on your menu, but you really need to rise above it. High school is 4 quick years out of your life, and during that time, either you do or don’t make friends, you get people to like you or you stay a wallflower and observe. You don’t need answers of what you’re great at for other people, do a little studying of yourself and please yourself before trying to find what people like. You come before you. Remember I said that, even if I insult you further.

Oh teenage rebellion, it’s so cute. Just tell your pops you’re finding yourself, and the only way to do so is by becoming a teenage vampire lesbian on meth.

Do you honestly think summer reading is really that important? Not once will you ever come across a question from the summer reading, even in honors classes. Read for your enjoyment and enjoy your summer, DAMN THE MAN!

Okay, you update your diary a shit load, and crammed in a lot of those are quizzes, surveys, and all those other annoying fucking extras things that people honestly hate reading but people put them in their diaries anyway. See, you can put together your thoughts, but that’s all it seems like, thoughts put together. Yes you’re 14, no I don’t expect you to be Silvia Plath (which is good, because I hate that cunt), but you’re kinda skimming the top of yourself. Do you have people reading your diary you’re not comfortable enough letting read? If so, then I don’t think keeping a diary online is for you, because it seems like even in your boredom, you’re holding back something. I read your words and it’s just blah blah blah, typical boring soon to be freshman’s summer. You’re essentially just day logging what you and your boyfriend do, or what you talk about with your folks. The occasion that you write about your impending school year in about a month or so, it seems like you’re trying to detach from who you were, or are, like you’re ashamed of yourself. I think the more you try to come out of your shell with yourself, the better a writer you’re bound to become. I see potential in you, as long as you don’t keep listening to Evanescence… and don’t fucking start cutting or I’ll find you and rip your lungs out for being retarded. 45/65

Would I come Back Maybe in like 4 years or something. 2/5

Bonus Uuuh, no… I could give you negative points for having that 337 questions and 50 things about me (that seemed more like a versed monologue broken up into 50 points), but I’m feeling kind of nice right now. 0/5

Total67/100

Final Thought Live for yourself and no one else, and thanks for claiming your diary was “boyfriend-centric” but it really wasn’t. I was expecting to choke on my own vomit by the end.

Reviewed By : Tofu