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Jul. 09, 2004 -- 6:07 p.m.
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demonicashes

Username - Demonic ashes. You're going to be another goddamned angsty "goth" kid, aren't you? Bah.

First Impression - You changed your layout... which is good. The old one would have made me think you were an angsty goth kid too. Now I'm thinking you're an angsty... well... something else.

Errors - www.diary-nazi.diaryland.com won't work. it's just http://diary-nazi.diaryland.com, or diary-nazi.diaryland.com. HTML help, yo. And none of your motherfucking links work because you haven't filled in %%USERNAME%% with your username. 2/10

Layout - 'S red and boxy and crap. A design from Pink Design. It's organized looking. And red. Sucks for you, I'm getting tired of red. Pick a more original color, people! Like pink. I want a goth ki--sorry, a "goth" kid with a pink layout and bunnies. That would fucking impress me. You can add links to the bottom.. just learn some HTML. 16/20

Content - First of all, I would just like to say that I tried to review you three days ago and had no motherfucking idea what you were talking about. So I decided I'd be nice and let it sit for a while, and come back to it in hopes that I could not be a total whore to you.

It didn't work so well.

Your first entry starts off with "I guess I should start off by saying that I'm depressed." No, you really shouldn't. When you start off with "I'm depressed," it makes me want to stab myself in the face. A lot.

You never explain to me what the fuck TAKS is. Actually, you never explain to me what the fuck ANYTHING is. You run around talking about you and your little friends and fucking minions and "fighting" and I'm thinking I fell into a shitty kung-fu movie.

You should probably make a fucking cast page or something, because I can't keep track of all of these goddamned people, and I don't know any of their history or your history and it just pisses me off. And you refer to yourself as both Demon and Lauren. Fucking make up your mind and pick one; don't go by both.

And explain all of this "minion" shit to me!

Ugh. I'd probably like it better if I were you, or one of your friends, but I'm not so mostly I just want to kill something. Mind you, I was homocidal before I started this review. Aaahaha.

On the plus side though, this entry made me laugh. But that's probably just because I think "goth" requirements are amusing. 9/65

Would I Come Back? - Only to see if you learned HTML and got my link right yet. 1/5

Bonus - You use proper grammar/cpitalization/blah blah blah... I have to reward you for that somewhere. +1/5

Total - 29/100. Learn HTML. Learn to explain things. Apply for a re-review.

Reviewed by Amanda
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