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evermind Aug. 08, 2004 -- 3:18 p.m. |
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| evermind Username - It's kinda like nevermind. It doesn't jump out or anything, and I probably wouldn't click it if I saw it in a list, but I kind of like it. You explain it somewhere but I forgot what it means and I really don't care. All I remember is that you spelled "always" incorrectly. First Impression - It's all dark and black and white [mostly black] and a picture of a chick ... choking herself on her hair? Fuck I don't know. This looks really, really stupid. Errors - The fact that you're using Times New Roman is an error. Punishable by death, actually. I HATE Times New Roman with a passion. you can't spell worth a damn, either. 5/10 Layout - It's... it's ew, is what it is. I guess it's an attempt to be artistic and poetic and blah blah blah whatever I don't like it. It feels really fucking cramped and that chick is pissing me off and I don't like that it's a little difficult to see your text because it's white on a gray background. I also don't like that gray bar and box at the bottom with your counter in it. Maybe switch counters to one that isn't so ... what's the word I'm looking for... right, right, awkward. It's too big and I feel like you're trying to fucking advertise the fact that you've had 8,000+ visitors. Really, no one except you cares. Make it smaller, or get a different counter [and lose all those hits?! Gasp! Shut it, most counters let you pick where they start.], one that doesn't make me want to break something quite so bad. And stop the Times New Roman. Maybe switch to Lucida Console or Courier New or... no, nevermind, those are my favorite fonts, and I wouldn't want to be trendy or anything. Just.. find a new font, one that doesn't suck. 9/20 Content - Started here. I'm not sure if I want to go "awww" or mock you because it's so stupid and cheesy. Let's read another. Stop the "Cheers, Sydney" crap at the bottom. I HATE it when people do that. We really don't need to know what your damn name is after every. Fucking. Entry. We don't care that much. 'S spelled breathe. With an e on the end. Breath is like "take a breath of fresh air". Breathe is like "breathe in the air". I know, I'm being anal, but I don't like it when people don't know the difference. It's also spelled lip sync. Like N'sync. Except not. Shut up. And if I spend any more time on your fucking spelling errors, I'm going to explode. I'm reading through entries and I don't really have anything to say. Your entries are... how you say... enneyeuse. That's French for "boring" if I remember correctly. I dunno. I took two years of French, got C minuses, and called it quits. I suppose you are trying to talk about beauty and crap. I applaud you for notcing these things, but your entries are too long, and I hate your layout too much, and I really can't get into what you're saying. After every entry I find myself asking "what the fuck is your point?", except with more vulgarity. You say things just because they're pretty, not because you actually have anything to say. See examples here and here. And you're in love, too. How lovely. Bah. Jeez. You don't update much, do you? I'm already back in February. Fuck it. Tired of reading and I'm having a lot of difficulty choking down this "poetic" crap. My advice to you is to start writing for you, and not for others. You might also consider making your entries not so damn long. You don't really go anywhere with these long, drawn-out entries, so cut out the fluff and get to the point. No matter how pretty or poetic it may be, I hate fluff. 27/65 Would I Come Back? - Hrg. Probably not. 0/5 Bonus - I want to give you one point for the black and white, because I like black and white, but I HATE the Times New Roman so very very much. So you get +1 for the black and white... and -1 for the Times New Roman. Sound good? I thought so too. +0/5 Total - 41/100. And I bet you thought leaving me a note was going to make me want to be nicer to you. Awww. If you genuinely like someon's writing, I would reccomend leaving them a note after they do your review, so it doesn't look quite so much like you're sucking up. Just a thought. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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