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irishblueyes Jul. 19, 2004 -- 3:33 p.m. |
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| irishblueyes Username - I fucking hate Bono. First Impression - It's very... orange. Your capitalization and grammar look good though, so I'm not running yet. Errors - Naming your diary after Bono was a fucking error. Some typos here and there. UGH IMOOD OF DEATH KILL IT KILL IT NOW. 7/10 Layout - There are no pictures of cigarettes, or chocolate milk. YOU FAIL. Aside from the lack of two wonderful things though, it's actually okay. Or, well, it would be if I didn't hate feet so damn much. Ew. Feet. 15/20 Content - Started here. Not a very interesting entry, seeing as all you talk about are the cds and books you got. Some of them are good, sure, but I really don't fucking care about your cd and book collections. ... For the time being, I will refrain from judging you because you own (and enjoy) a J-Lo album. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll come back to this later. You seem to post surveys and talk about TV shows and crap like that a lot. You might want to do something about that. I mean, YOU like surveys, sure, but no one else gives a damn. Don't kid yourself. When I come to a diary, I want to read observations, commentaries, dramas, not what someone's favorite food is, or what kind of animal you would be should a magical genie pop out of your asshole and give you four wishes. Come ON now. And just stop talking about TV altogether. It's stupid and it gives you cancer. Okay, so that's probably not true, but if it gets you to stop watching TV then pretend it is. "Jist"? I'm pretty sure it's spelled "gist". And I'm pretty sure it's spelled "gist" because "jist" reminds me of the word jizz. If it's not spelled "gist" and I'm just giving you a hard time for nothing, well... start spelling it "gist" anyways because I'm tired of cracking up in the middle of serious entries when somebody spells it "jist". Make another page for the three questions bullshit thing, too. And I have officially stopped paying any real attention to your entries because I don't care about anything that you talk about. Mmm, cucumber melon lotion. You guys are seriously lucky I have this stuff. If I didn't, I'd probably go crazy and level a city. Oh man. <3 lotion. Where was I? Oh, right, you're fucking boring. Your writing doesn't interest me. Your life doesn't interest me. You like Bono. I can't really find anything that I like. Everybody covers The Cure. I know, I know, it pisses me off too, but you don't have to sit down and fucking prove it. We believe you; jesus. And nothing in that entry took away your "indie-cred"; you lost that when you admitted to liking J-Lo. Told you I'd bring that up again. Are you aware that you have posted your picture twice so far, and have the exact same expression in both of them? No? Well now you are. You really shouldn't talk about your reviews in your diary. I know, it's a part of your day, and it made you feel like this and you're not whining and blah blah blah, but I've just always thought of it as tacky. Keep that shit seperate. Your diary entries are way too fucking long and I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CAAAAAARE! I read up until your latest entry and I still fail to care about anything you have to say. Mind you, by "read", I mean "skimmed". On the plus side though, you aren't another angst-ridden teenager, so I suppose it could be worse. 35/65 Would I Come Back? - Only to see if you wrote about me. 1/5 Bonus - You introduced me to the glory of Guzzlefish. For that, I thank you. +1/5 Total - 59/100. BONO BONO BONO BONO BONO Reviewed by Amanda Chick whose name I never really bothered to find out's comments: Read here and here. I love Sarah. Everybody go visit her because she is the best and we are going to make many lesbian babies together. | ||
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