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xanga.com/ithurtstobelost Aug. 18, 2004 -- 4:13 p.m. |
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| xanga.com/ithurtstobelost Username - It hurts to be lost? Fucking come on now. I don't think commentary is even necessary here. First Impression - You should probably know right now that I HATE XANGAS WITH A FUCKING PASSION. They are STUPID and they fucking REEK of mediocre teenage daylong OMG LOL WTF?!!>!>!?!>!ONE!!11!1 How bad are they? My ex girlfriend had one. Various retarded classmates of mine have them. I just... really hate xangas. When I see XANGA anywhere, the first thing I think is "Kill me, just fucking kill me now." Errors - Being the proud owner of a fucking xanga is an error. You also misuse apostrophes every so often, but I'm too lazy to point out how or where. Just know that you're getting it wrong, ha ha, you suck. 5/10 Layout - I saw yours before my MONITOR DIED [you're not going to hear the end of that, either. In fact, every review from now on until I get a new monitor, and most likely some afterwards, will have something about my fucking monitor] and I guess it wasn't so bad. Orange and black. I like orange. I like black. I know from experience that you can't do much with xanga layouts, but points off just because I hate xanga. 17/20 Content - I'm not going to actually link any of your entries, because HEY, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING XANGA, and that makes shit a little difficult. So I'll refer to them by date. You know what? I'm not going to refer to specific entries at all, because I'm fucking lazy. Soo you just get to figure out what the hell I'm talking about. Ha ha. YES! OHHH YES! MANDA'S MONITOR IS BACK IN BUSINESS! FUCK YEAH, BITCHES! And now, for the second half of this review, now in 32 BIT TRUE COLOR, WOOOOOO! Why do you call things "homosexual"? I mean, gay is one thing [I don't even fucking like it when people call things gay, but I let it slide most of the time] but homosexual? It's in poor taste. I'm fucking homosexual [sort of] and I really don't like that. The only people that can call things gay are, well, gay people. That includes me. And not you. So go to hell. That's good. You say "used to" instead of "use to". I hate it when people do that. Good job. -flashes thmbs up- You called your mother a "motherfuck". Nice. Illogical and fucking retarded, but nice. Your entry on June 22nd is overly fucking verbose and baroque. I hate it when people use an abundance of copious words in an attempt to distract the reader from the fact that they AREN'T FUCKING SAYING ANYTHING. Just because you have a big vocabulary doesn't mean you have to flaunt it. Really, it's what you say, not how you say it. You're not fucking impressing anybody. And you're on the fucking Atkins diet. You tard. Do you know how fucking stupid that is? They'll let you eat steak until you're vomiting, but you can't have a fucking apple. Think about that for a minute. Your entry on May 29th is pretty bad as far as wordiness goes too, but it's not as bad as the other one. In response to May 24th: Christ, you're fucking dramatic. Okay. You hate Lord of the Rings too. That's worth a couple of points. You entries are too long. You ramble on and on and on. Stop it. Now. SON OF A BITCH. Your entry on April 8th. I was supposed to go to that fucking APC show. But nooooo. Shit just had to go wrong. -grumble- You talk to people in your diary. About comments. NO. WRONG ANSWER GAME OVER YOU LOSE THATNKS FOR PLAYING. YOU NEVER do that unless you have something profound to say. Which you don't. So shut up. Ugh, you're lame, I'm bored. You're mildly amusing sometimes, but the rest of the time, you're whining or daylogging, so I don't care. Death. 18/65 Would I Come Back? - To see if you whine about me. ^^1/5 Bonus - Down with LotR. +1/5 Total - 0/100. Congratulations. That's what you get for being a bitch and thinking I wouldn't know who it was. Reviewed by Amanda This whore's comments can be found on the notes page, under apathyascends. The sad part about all of this is that she's twenty one or so, and really ought to know better. | ||
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