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Username - What the fuck? Like "just anonymous"? Is Anon your name? No, no it isn't. I think an explanation is required here.

First Impression - IT's dark. But that chick is hot, and you have APC lyrics at the bottom. APC rocks. design by Skitzo Kitty... you people can go hunt 'em down if you want, I don't care, find it yourself.

Errors - Your navigation CAN'T. BE. SEEN. I have to fucking highlight randomly to see the links and I HATE THAT. CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW OR DIE. 1/10 [minus one for every link I can't see, and minus one because you have typos and grammatical errors.]

Layout - TOO DARK TOO DARK TOO DARK. And your font is times New Roman. I hate Times New Roman, especially when it's that small; it looks messy and cluttered. Find a different font and make the links white too. I also don't like that you've changed this since you requested... I mean, some on. It's been like three days. 14/20

Content - Started here. That was... unique? No, no, unique isn't the word I'm looking for... it starts with an s... oh! Oh! I've got it! That idea was stupid! Let's move on.

Oh Jesus, you have a fucking disclaimer at the beginning of that entry. God forbid we use the words "f**k" or "s**t". Christ. Grow the fuck up and don't be afraid to swear. It's a diary. If some eight year old stumbles upon it, who cares? They have to learn eventually.

You're trying to be funny, and failing. Stop it stop it now.

And since when is fucking Starship Troopers a masterpiece? It's retarded! If my mother forbid me to see it, I wouldn't care because that movie sucks ass. Whoops, sorry about that, I meant sucks @$$. Oooo, look, we are bugs, we kill people! We do this in great detail to draw attention away from the fact that this storyline TOTALLY BLOWS.

You're trying to be funny again. Stop it.

So... why do you have this layout? It's kind of angsty, and I'm seeing no angst... just desperate attempts at comedy.

Okay, stop. You don't know what you're talking about there, so do not pretend like you do. You're thirteen. You're in junior high. All you can do is speculate about high school and college and "the real world". Just... shut up. Jesus.

Go into detail here about why that strikes you as disgusting. I completely agree, but come on. That article will probably be deleted sooner or later and you're writing about it in your diary... so elaborate.

Woe is me, no iPod! *sob*. Honestly. It's a fucking iPod. Just stick to cd players.

Jee-sus. The iPod and then this. Materialistic, much?

I like what you say here, but I don't like the way you act like you know everything about everything every time you address a topic. I know, I know, there's a disclaime thingy at the bottom, but I really don't care.

You're thirteen. What the fuck are you doing writing a novel? You haven't lived yet, so do not pretend that you have. Augh!

Speaking in third person is the antichrist. I don't care what your excuse is, third person is absolutely awful.

Fuck it, I'm tired, this is fucking painful. I have a few points to address here.
-YOU ARE A CHILD. You have growing up to do, life to be living.
-Because you are a child, you do not know what you are talking about. You have some good opinions, but you need to work on stating them as OPINIONS as opposed to FACT.
-Explain more.
-Stop writing about material objects. Seriously, no one cares.
-Kill the angsty layout. I highly, HIGHLY doubt you listen to A Perfect Circle. Feel free to prove me wrong though.
-You know what? I just checked your iPod playlist. You listen to Avril LAvigne. AVRIL FUCKING LAVIGNE. Can we say DEATH TIME?
-Stop trying to be funny. Some people can do it, some can't. You can't. Focus on expressing your emotions better, and without having to rely on words like "F**K" to do so. 17/65

Would I Come Back? - I'll answer you as soon as I am done vomiting up my fucking liver. 0/5

Bonus - Die. -3/5

Total - 29/100. Don't be discouraged. I just hate kids.

Reviewed by Amanda
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