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justme19 Jul. 03, 2004 -- 2:18 p.m. |
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| justme19 Username - Just me 19. Jesus fucking christ, can we get ANY less original? "just me" and then a fucking number. What the fuck. If I was still awarding points for this section, that would have been a zero, so consider yourself lucky. First Impression - A smiley face in the first entry I see, and a fucking retarded username. You look like a moron so far. I like the layout though, it's got Princess Peach. Yay. Errors - Internet slang. Tsk tsk tsk. That's an error just because it indicates stupidity, and stupidity is an error because I hate it. And for some reason, I can't view your ABCD rings. Why have you joined that many goddamned rings? You're a member of a Vanilla Ice diaryring. That's definitely an error. Yar. 4/10 Layout - A template from Lex Designs. It's got a blue background and it features Princess Peach. I like Peach, but I don't like the blue. It's overwhelming and I just... blech. 14/20 Content - You have way too many goddamned people on your cast page. Already I can't relate as I am somewhat of a recluse and only write about two or three people in my own diary... and I don't use names. Ever. I have a feeling your diary is going to be a bunch of he said she said bullshit with three million people listed every entry. I hope not. diaries like that make me even more homocidal than usual. And you spell "family" as "fammy" to be fucking cute. Stop it. Stop it now. Blah blah blah I'm skipping all this shit. you're taking about your crush named Angel and OMIGOD LOL!!!!1! And now we're up to here and you're talking about your fucking seat in Algebra. WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Okay, fuck it, I'll skip ahead again. God dammit. "I got bored and started carving shit into my arm BECAUSE I AM SO DEEP OMG." Blarrrrr blar blar. CADE CUTE BOYIEEEE OMG!!1! LOL!!!! You're thirteen. You write thirteen. You act thirteen. The only thing that might suggest you were any different from every other thirteen year old out there is your ability to spell and capitalize correctly. Eh. Good job. You have one entry about gay marriages. This proves that you are not a complete twit, I guess. I'm sorry, I don't have any real advice for you other than understand that there's more to life than boys, and you might consider doing a little soul-searching or something. You have potential to be something more than this I think... but then again, there could just be something in my eye. 12/65 Would I Come Back? - ...No. 0/5 Bonus - Peach is on your layout, and I'm feeling merciful... +1/5 Total - 31/100. Don't quit yer day job. Oh wait, you don't have a day job. Sucks to be youuuuu. Reviewed by Amanda Rachel's comments: Thanks for the review, even if it summed up the complete opposite of me and my personality. You do realize that the entries in which you spoke about were written almost two years ago, don't you? I haven't written the phrases 'OMG' or 'LOL' in at least a year and I don't say family like fammy to be cute, either. AND I don't cut because I am so DEEP, because... I don't cut. I never have. I BARELY put words in my arm, it's different, it's stupid, and it was months ago. You can't see a thing on my arm, they're quite normal arms to say the least. And please don't judge my OTHER diary name just because you don't understand it. Mmk? And yeah I know blah blah blah I asked for a review and got it I know blah blah blah... and a smiley face on the first entry? Well, FIRST of all, it was the LAST entry, and second of all... it's a smiley face. What harm does it do? And if I have many friends, and talk about them in my diary, don't you think my cast page would be just a TAD long? And last but not least, I would just like to say that not everyone has the life of an antisocial depressive whore who finds time to bitch at diaries just because she has nothing better to do. AND YES, I AM DISREGARDING RULE NUMERO DOS, AND YES, I WILL BE MOCKED, AND NO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE I STOPPED MY FUCKING DIARY ANYWAY. :-) And there's a smiley face just to piss you off. | ||
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