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lionfish Jul. 15, 2004 -- 3:46 p.m. |
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| lionfish Username - It's not something I'd be terribly attracted to if I saw it in a list. I like that you explain it, but now it just seems retarded. I'll let it go though because I no longer score this section [lucky you] and you've got 500+ entries, implying that you've had the diary for some time. I'm too lazy to check when your first entry was, though. First Impression - Flowers! OH GOD EXCUSE ME WHILE I EXPLODE FROM JOY! And--wait... those are... sunflowers... and sunflowers aren't daffodils... or roses... or dasies.. and therefore suck. I also have to scroll down to reach your fucking entry box, even when my screen is maximized. That's going to get reeeeally annoying. Errors - You list Linkin Park as a favorite band in your profile. That's the biggest fucking error I could think of making. And you list Evanescence as goth rock! NO! NO NO NO NO NO! They're Christian Rock gone Just-Kidding-We-Aren't-Christian-Rock-Now-We're-Pop-Rock-Sellouts! There's a difference. 5/10 Layout - It's happy and blue and la la la la. It's going to get annoying though, I'm telling you. I'm going to stop reading entries because of this layout, just watch. You might want to make it more compact, so I can see your whole entry box without having to scroll anywhere. Navigation is different though. If one has to scroll to reach navigation, that's okay. 13/20 Content - I started here. That was a mistake, the first thing I see is a line from a fucking Hillary Duff song. This is really not getting off to a good start... Linkin Park, Evanescence, Hillary Duff... from over here, you look like another run-of-the-mill depressed teenage girl. Do you by any chance cut? How the fuck do you manage to write about such cool shit in such a boring way? You tell us your football star was arrested for selling crack, a guy with a cast put another guy through a glass pane, and that a guy who was wrongly arrested came back and sought revenge via cursing. This is the only interesting thing that's happened to you in all the entries I've read so far, and you talk about it with this bored tone. Tch. It's not like anything you're doing is interesting... you're talking about exams and... your exams. Fucking. Riveting. Watch me. You don't have imagination. Putting words into a fucking fairy tale maker is NOT having imagination. It's something a retarded monkey on acid could do, alright? Typing celebrity names into boxes and then laughing at the results is seriously nothing to be proud of. Douche. And Dom died. Haha, sucks for you. That's it, fuck it, I'm going back to your very latest entry and reading backwards because I can't do this anymore. I liked this entry. Until you talked about your fucking fish. I don't care about your fish. Relativity: Good. Fish: Bad. This felt like an episode of Dr. Phil, or the end of a Jerry Springer show. You know, one of the ones with midgets and white trash dressing up in ladies' underwear. And then Jerry comes out and acts all serious and tells you that it's important to remember that you're never alone. Man, I love that show. Or you could stop talking about yourself altogether. Jesus fucking Christ, can we say "narcissist"? Oh wait, of course you can, you're so INTELLIGENT and WONDERFUL and AMAZING. Silly me. GUNS AND KNIVES DO NOT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE. You... just... ARGH! You daylog, and you daylog, and you daylog, and you talk about lord of the rigns and harry potter, and I fucking hate your opinions and you piss me off because your personality totally sucks. Augh, you're too far gone for me to help. 7/65 Would I Come Back? - I would sooner have an acid enema performed. 0/5 Bonus - No bonus because I hate you. Fireworks are illegal because they will set houses on fire, and fires SPREAD, causing damage to innocent law-abiding individuals, you fucking douche. You know what? Now I'm pissed. Minus one point. YOU FAIL. -1/5 Total - 23/100. God kills a kitten every time you update. Give us some emotion, and stop being retarded. I know, I know, I'm asking too much. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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