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madamepierce Nov. 22, 2004 -- 4:25 p.m. |
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| madamepierce Username - Hold on, hold on, before I start this review I want to make sure there's nothing better I could be doing right now. Okay, I'm good. Well, not good, but you know. Anyway. Username. Can I get an explanation somewhere? No. I got nothin'. Well, whatever, it's not good, it's not bad. I probably wouldn't click on it. First Impression - I see a lollipop and I see sausage. Lots and lots of sausage. I'm obviously missing something here. Errors - Sometimes you capitalize your titles, and sometimes you don't. Make up your goddamn mind, and by make up your mind, I mean capitalize, asshat. Other than that you're good. FOR NOW. 8/10 Layout - It's... a duck. And some sausage. It's probably the most brilliant layout I've seen yet, which definitely says something about the diaryland crowd, and it is probably not a compliment. 5 points off because I don't think you made it yourself, but I'm too lazy to do my research, so if you did and I just happen to suck, leave me a note afterwards and I'll change this. 15/20 Content - God damn. You haven't updated since the fourth. Not a good sign. That's a minus. But there is definitely a plus. What is it? "What 51% of the population does care about: Forcing a set of “values” on others. Gay people should not get married because the Bible says that homosexuality is a SIN. Fornicating before marriage is also a sin, but it’s okay if straight couples who have sex out of wedlock get married, because um… moving on! Please turn in your hymnal to page 352, where you will find the old standard, “We Are Afraid of Fags and God Says That’s Okay.” Later, we’ll sing, “Save the Fetus, Kill the Doctor.”". That was bloody beautiful. This, however, had me gagging a little. Processed meats. Okay, so I saw it comign, what with the sausages adorning your page and whatnot, but still. You should probably know that you are being reviewed by a girl who does not eat meat because it makes her physically sick to think about it. Ew. Maybe I reccomend Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. You will never want to even look at a pig ever again. I've read like four entries so far and covered almost two months. Come on. I almost never bitch about updates, but this is a little much. The "Jac-orgy"... I think I love you. I also enjoyed the recounting of the mission-impossible style teabagging that occured. Eh. You are pretty funny. Only thing I really have to bitch about is the entry length. My attention span is nonexistant. Fix that and I will consider building a shrine to you. Sorry I don't have more to say. I guess that's a good thing though, because all my long reviews are bitching. Haha. Final Fantasy 7 calls. 53/65 Would I Come Back? - Maybe, if I was trying to avoid working. 2/5 Bonus - Something about that duck lollipop... also, jac-orgy. That was brilliant. +2/5 Total - 80/100. It is a good score for this site. Considering that most of the time I am giving out 20's because I'm awesome and I hate diaryland. Oh, there's one more thing I want to say. Is your diary serving its purpose? I mean, a diary is supposed to be a place to get out your emotions, to record things you want to remember, things like that. A reflection of one's soul or something. Is yours doing its job? Just a thought. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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