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mcalways Aug. 22, 2004 -- 9:52 p.m. |
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| mcalways Username - MCAlways? What the fuck? Mariah Carey Always? That's just a tad fucking obsessive, naming your diary after someone else. Be original, Jesus Christ. First Impression - Look at that, it's... Mariah Carey. And caught in quite possibly the ugliest fucking picture known to man. Your title isn't capitalized. Your links are cluttered. The bit off to the right there makes me scroll too much and looks sloppy. KILL ME NOW. Errors - Your older page only lists entries until August 14th, and I know you've got more than that. Fucking fix it. Your table thingy to eht right makes me scroll sideways for no fucking reason. All the links under the entry are cluttered and on two levels instead of in one nice row, so it looks stupid. Your layout in general is fucking cluttered. Just kill the side table altogether, or maybe move your links over there. Put the past|future bullshit at the bottom to I don't have to scroll back and forth. Make your scrollbar face a different color so I can actually see that motherfucker. Kill the iMood. Get better taste in music. To put this all simpy, so that even you can understand it, YOU SUCK. 0/10 Layout - Painful. I can't find a single thing that ISN'T wrong with it. That's pathetic. I also think it's disgustingly amusing that one of your "likes" is "webdesign". Aha. Ahahahaa! On a similar note, it's also quite funny that under your "dislikes" you've listed "ignorant people"... 0/20 Content - We're off to a "good" start with your music list. So, in the beginning of this entry, you start off with "I didn't have anything to say. But now I do!" or something to that effect. Word to the wise: you still didn't have anything to say. You spend the entire entry talking about rollercoasters [or something like that, I lost interest after I realized you're a dumbass]. You even do it in ONE paragraph. Awesome. Are you familiar with the concept of the return key? No? It's that big key with "RETURN" or "ENTER" written on it, sometimes it has a little arrow. Yeah. That's the one. Fucking USE IT. It's better when mindless drivel is broken up into tiny, bite-sized pieces. POETRY! Yeah, that's what I like to see. -snort- Your smile lights up my dimly lit world. Aw, Jesus Christ. I don't think any commentary is necessary here, hm? And again with the neglect of the return key. Fuck. Not to mention that your entry totally sucks. "OMG my boss is such a dick LOL! Yesterday he got mad and took away my money because he said i, like, COPIED OMG LOL WTF?!?!?!@ So he comes over and hes all like 'gurl, I cant pay you' and I was all like 'WHATEVEA NU UH DON'T EVEN GO THEIRE GIRLFRIEND' and i sat down to play connect four again ansd he was all like 'don't be disrespectin me, gurl!' and i was all like 'HELLS NAW!' i mean he is just my boss, you know, the guy PAYIN ME FOR COPYING THSIT FROM ARTICLES i dont need to be respectin him, no ywhat i'm sayin?" [all spelling errors were on purpose, don't call me on it, douchebags.]Come on. You're a bitch, and a retarded one at that. He's your fucking boss. Even if you don't like him, you have to respect him, because, hi, HE'S SIGNING YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECKS. Fucking doi. Surveys. A quiz that said you might be borderline [OMH! HOW ORIGINAL! LOL!!!]. A fucking email forward about God. In three entries, you've managed to at least briefly touch upon a large chunk of the list of THINGS I HATE. Good job. It's "supposed". Not "suppose". "SUPPOSED". Pointless. At the end of your entry you say "SEE YA LATER FANS!!!" or something like that, fucking, I don't know, I didn't care enough to try to get it right. I'm just sort of wondering... what fans? And how doped up are these alleged "fans" of yours? Just for kicks, I'm going to go see how many people have listed your diary as a favorite. You have... one fan. 39 entries and one fan. I don't think much commentary is necessary there, either. You know, it's not even worth it to me to point out certain entries, because they're all the same, and they're all retarded. Check it out, more poetry. Could you have used the word pain any more in that poem? I can write better poetry than you I bet. Your version: You look into my eyes, And all you see is pain. I look into your eyes, And all i see is blame. Haunted my a dark past, I live my life in fear. The nightmares never seem to last, But, then they always re-appear. All i wanna do is run away, From all the pain and sorrow. And i cant wait till the day, When i can finally find a way My version [which gets the point across much better, even though I haven't written it yet]: Life is really bad and dark I am sad and i cry in the park i toss and turn in my sleep and dream about things that are really deep like knives and blood that repels away from mysel...ves I am so misunderstood, OMG no one gets the things i see because i am different and isolated all my friends have to be rebilhatated (sic) I am in so much pain i cry in the rain i like green eggs and ham Sam-I-am. sometimes i feel like commiting suicide i try to drown myself during low tide cause no one understands me something fucktard something that rhymes with "me" -dramatic bow- Holy christ, I could do this for a fucking living. Jesus fucking christ, so what if you do? It's not like you fucking write about anything important anyways, jesus. Fuck. You're so retarded it hurts. If you don't mind, I'm going to go bludgeon myself to death with some large rocks now. I reccomend that you do the same. 0/65 Would I Come Back? - .............. No. 0/5 Bonus - You are quite possibly the must un-intelligent person I have had the "pleasure" of running into yet. For that, you get... minus three points. -3/5 Total - -3/100. You got a negative score. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That takes skillz. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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