Username: This is going to be one of those Story-of-My-Existance things isn't it? Let me just take an opportunity to sigh, long and deeply. Okay... Here we go.

First Impression: Everything matches... that's good. And that's all I have to say. This isn't gonna be fun, no siree.

Errors: None. 10/10

Layout: Like I said before, everything matches. Although I'm not exactly adoring the rusty-brick red and pea-soup green color combination. But, baby-cakes, all it says to me is cheap sophistication.

Ah, and if we look under your links, we see you have a Review section. It is most tempting to call you a review whore. Oh, yes, it certainly is. But I can understand that you might want to get some constructive criticism or something. So I won't take any points off for that. I'm such a softy tonight. 10/20

Content: You are infinitely boring, my dear. Here, you say that county college is not for you. And then you say, 'I'm going to go out and mail my application to the county college right now.' I don't get it. Hell, do you? Plus, you're a bitch. And do you know why? You go through your brother's e-mail, looking for dirt on him so you can get him to wax your car. That's... so sad. Minus 25 for that, and 20 more for the fact that you must type and type away for the longest time, but you really have no personality to your writing. No soul, no passion. No nothin'.

You know, I'm docking points, but I really do pity you. You're part of the "Eloquent" elitist diary clique thing, and yet... I'm not getting anything over here at the reader's end. You have talent, obviously, just... I dunno. You're probably convinved of your own superiority anyway. Shame. 20/65

Would I come back? Maybe, in a few months... 3/5

Bonus: You get a sympathy point. 1/5

Total: 44/100 I have no more to say.

Reviewed by Nyriad.