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painguin14 Nov. 29, 2004 -- 7:27 p.m. |
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| painguin14 Username: Okay. Painguin14. So... you're 14 and you like penguins and you're Emo, right? Or maybe you just like the number 14. I don't really care. ONWARD! First Impression: Vertical stripes. And your title? "Sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I SHALL kill you." Oh, yeah. You're definitely Alternative, aren'tcha? You know I'm already getting the impression that this is gonna be a long one. And this is my first review, for Christ's sake. Errors: Not many. At least you have some vague form of intelligence. But let me just ask you a question. No... wait, I will leave that for the next section. 9/10 Layout: So. We have our nice black, white, and happy-blue vertical stripes. But then, we have a 2 inch "about me" section, and a "loves &, like, hates" section. How... trendy. You should feel agonizing shame. But worst of all, you have an I-Mood...thing. WHY? The purpose of a diary is to express your own fucking mood so you don't have to have that hideous purple box, which in your case always says, "tired." At least all your links work. 9/20 Content: Your entries are, for the most part, short. Which, is good for me. You obviously aren't happy with the results of this recent presidential election. But alas, you will eventually put on your big girl panties and deal with it. And to answer this question, no, please do not. Ooh, here we see that the penguin, (painguin, whatever...) gets angry! We use the the word "f'in" (effin') and "hott". Let us not forget "retarted." Seriously, seriously now, what the hell is up with all this Batman shit? Here we have an essay about Dubya and Batman. Jesus. Let's just... end this now. 14/65 Will I come back?: Long answer, yes with a but. Short answer, no. 0/5 Bonus: Uhm... no bonuses for you. +0/5 Total: 23/100 Your diary is at times (most times, mind you) incoherent. You write mostly about Batman, and the occasional annoyance. Less than nothing special. Reviewed by Nyriad | ||
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