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problematic.diary-x Aug. 12, 2004 -- 4:44 p.m. |
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| problematic.diary-x.com Username - I smell angst! First Impression - What the hell is that? An eye? Errors - You've got a bunch of empty space below the links. Kill it. You also don't have more than 20 entries. I'm pretty sure I require that in the rules. Minus five points!3/10 Layout - I guess it is an eye. And it's purple. And I don't really like purple. Your font is really fucking tiny. I don't like it. Overall, there's nothing really wrong with your layout, and there aren't any real reasons as to why I shouldn't like it, but I don't, so you lose. Self designed, I think. 12/20 Content - Forgive me if I am not paying attention, but but I am reading a book right now, because I'm cool like that. Anyway. Started here and you're talking about how much you disapprove of acronyms. That's good. I don't like acronyms either. HOWEVER. I get the feeling that you wrote about this because you were getting a review from me, a Diary Nazi, AKA, An Individual Who Despises Acroynms and Likes it When People Share His or Her Views on the World. Which is basically like sucking up. Which I HATE. I hate it when people are fake an insincere. SO, I like what you're saying, I really do, I just don't like the fact that I think you said it because of what someone else does/thinks/says. Maybe you did write it because of me. Maybe you didn't. I don't really care either way. AHA! Irony makes a grand entrance here! First sentence. "I hate things that dont work." I find that more than a little bit funny, considering that in your most recent entry, you proclaim that you are a stickler for grammar and such. Ahhh man. You do it again, too. Lets. Its. Doesnt. Dont, two more times. Couldnt. Wasnt. Fuck it, my head is going to implode. The point is, SHUT UP SHUT UP NOW, AND DON'T FUCKING CONTRADICT YOURSELF BECAUSE I HATE THAT. "But Amanda," you're thinking, "you make mistakes on Diary Nazi all the time LOL!" Yes. That's true. Do you know what? Because I don't care enough abut any of you retards to bother proofreading. Okay. Next entry. Some alcohol would be nice, too. Life is hardly a "fend for yourself" type of thing. You have your parents and your friends, relatives, all sitting around to help you find the meaning of life. Douche. Whatever. I am so not touching that entry. Pointless. Delete it. What the fuck? You are forty five seconds from being a cutter, I swear. And stop with the ellipses. Too many fucking ellipses. Again, pointless. No need to do that. It's your diary. Write whatever the fuck you want. Make no apologies. Tch. Melodramatic. "Don't act like you know the real me because if you knew the real me we wouldn't be talking anymore." Fucking cut that shit out, my ex girlfriend used to do that too. While we were dating, I really believed there was something inside of her. After we ended though, and I was able to see shit more clearly [much later, so I didn't hate her or anything] I realized that she said those things because she wasn't anything special. She was normal. She just wanted to believe there was something wrong about her, something that made her an individual. Now, I'm not saying you're doing that, but... Okay. Fuck it. I am saying that. Shut up and stop pretending to be so fucking misunderstood. Honestly. Another pointless entry. No one cares about your camera. you won't either in a couple of years. What the fuck? Poetry? Bah. If you're so insecure, why in the fuck did you request a review from me? Honestly, child. And... that's all of your entries. Oh, right, you only have like fourteen. I guess I shouldn't be complaining, I mean, I didn't really like your dairy. You don't have anything original to say. You contradict yourself. You are a child. How old are you? I don't know. I don't really care, either. Whatevaaaa. I don't have any advice for you. Maybe work on the insecurity thing. Grow up a little. 13/65 Would I Come Back? - Hrgh. 0/5 Bonus - Hrgh. +0/5 Total - 28/100. Coulda been worse. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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