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punk-loser Jul. 01, 2004 -- 1:27 p.m. |
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| punk-loser Username - Punk loser. You should probably be made aware of my SEVERE BIAS IN A BAD WAY towards "punks" and anyone with the word "punk" within a thirty seven foot radius of them. I know, I know, you're not claiming to be a punk, or a loser, but still. I just... really hate "punks". When I saw your username, the first thing I thought was "Angst-ridden anarchist pissant sixteen year old with shitty spiked hair." The second thing I thought was, "Punk... and then loser? Isn't that kind of redundant?" If I saw it in a list I would click it, but only because I would expect to be able to mock you and everything you have to say. 1/5 First Impression - Red background, you're probably an angry person. I like that. I can read the text, but oh, wait, none of it is capitalized. You have the stupid thinking/feeling/listening to/playing crap at the top of your entries. Do you understand how pointless that is? It's a diary; tell us all of that in the entry and expand upon it. If you have to seperately tell us your mood then you're not doing your job as a writer. Ten bucks says that before I'm done reviewing your diary, I'm going to think about taking a rusty spoon and jamming it into my eyeball no less than three thousand times. 0/5 Errors - Your punctuation and spelling [or lack thereof] make having a root canal without anesthetics seem like a walk in the park with little girls and butterflies. In other words, it's REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL. Dictionary.com. 4/10 Layout - It's red. Self-designed. I like the text at the top, but that's about it really. You have links, and then some more links, and the font isn't consistant, and you have two gray bars that I do not see the purpose of. The layout in general just... upsets me. Come to think of it though, most things just upset me. So I guess if I were a normal, not always PMSing individual, I'd see very little wrong with your template. Too bad you didn't come here to get a review from a normal, not always PMSing individual, huh? 5/20 Content - So, here's the deal. I actually reviewed your diary already a couple of days ago. The only problem with this was that I was really fucking mean, and not very helpful. Being the kind and generous gal that I am, I decided to try again and read some different entries. You are one lucky bastard. I read this entry and liked it a lot. You talk about your suicidal friend, and how whiny children should be beaten. That's the kind of stuff I like to hear! I want more entries about beating children and stuff like that, now that I know you have it in you. "i would seriously love to make out with whoever came up with the recepie for that plavor... i don't care if their an oozy chaos demon, i want their lips pressed against mine and their tounge thrusting about in my mouth. oh dear god, i just ate one while typing that and i almost got a hard on. the only way to have made that more sensual would have been to play some barry white in the background, i think i would have came." That was... more than a little disturbing. But you had me cracking up so it's all good I guess. If teenagers having babies really bothers you so much, just push them down the stairs. That's what I would do, anyway. So, you originally got a 3 in this section. No, I am not kidding. But then I ran into some entries not about video games, the government, your girlfriend or your penis, and I kicked it up a notch. BAM! Write more about interesting things god dammit. And learn to capitalize properly and check your spelling. That's what Microsoft Word was invented for. Just open it up, paste your entry in there, turn on the SUPER EASY TO USE GRAMMAR AND SPELL CHECK and let it do all the work for you. Then re-paste the entry into your own diary, and look at that: your entry no longer makes me want to drown myself. By the by, I also like all of that hatred of yours towards all the small children that cut for attention. I would like to see more hatred of this, and various other things, in the future. You know what? Just keep hating in general. You can't go wrong if you hate everything! And stop talking about video games so goddamned much. You're better than that. You know what? Click here. It's Mr. Wiggles. I think you will like him. I mean, I like him. He's a sexual deviant/murderer/drug addict in a cute little teddy bear exterior. And Jesus is a drunk! Doesn't get much better than that. 36/55 Would I Come Back? - Maybe to see if you've talked about anything interesting yet like I know you want to.2/5 Bonus - You're a video game fan, and a Nine Inch Nails fan, and you've linked to free porn, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF you are one angry sonofabitch. You get some points for that, because I <3 video games and Nine Inch Nails. And free porn. And being really angry for no apparent reason. Oh! And I just realized that I didn't think about jamming said rust eating utensil into my eyeball three thousand times. It was a few hundred less than that. You get a bonus point for that too. +3/5 Total - 51/100. If you don't mind now, I'm going to go listen to Evanescence and cut myself. SOMEBODY, PLEASE LOVE ME. I liked reading your diary more than your score would suggest. I blame the template. Or god. Whichever works for you. Reviewed by Amanda Tofu's comments: haha, thanks for the review. it was kinda what i was expecting/ hoping for. but 3 things... spell checkers don't have that raw first take magic, mr. wiggles makes me wanna saw off my legs with a garote wire and stick famished piranas in the stump, and 3... THAT FUCKING DANCING BANANA! christ, that thing needs to die! but really, thanks for the review | ||
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