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puppetgirl [sex diary] Sept. 05, 2004 -- 3:54 p.m. |
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| puppetgirl Username - You explains it. Sort of. Not really. You make puppets, so, puppetgirl. It's the sort of name I'd expect from a depressed teen, though. First Impression - Look at that, it's.. a half naked chick. And... oh holy fuck, you're a sex diary. Well. This will be interesting. Errors - Grammar looks good, but the font is an error. Why do you have the same damn picture twice at the top? Augh, we'll get into that below. 5/10 Layout - I hate your font. Times New Roman. Change it to something else. I don't see why you have the same picture TWICE at the top there; wouldn't one suffice? No picture at all would work just fine too, because the colors don't match. Maybe if you made the links blue instead of pink, or found a different picture, or a different layout or something. Just... ick. You get points ONLY because it's self designed. 4/20 Content - Now, seeing as this is a sex diary, my standards are going to be slightly different. I should manage to bitch at you in spite of that, though. So without further delay, let's get started, bitches. We are staring here. And you talk about a date. No sex. This isn't looking so good. Blah blah blah, half of the entry is daylog and the other half is about how NOT enjoyable the sex was because your vagina fucking hurt. There is very little detail. You've made sex boring. Congratulations. More daylog bullshit. And more. Daylog. Jesus motherfucking Christ. I'm eight entries in and I have read about no good sex. None at all. I'm pissed off now. Let's skip around a little. I'll click on titles that I think will be good. Let's try "Church Lesbians". If this is disappointing, you will get no points in this category. Whoah, look at that. Disappointing. STOP FUCKING DAYLOGGING. YOU HAVE A NORMAL DIARY FOR THIS, PUT THIS BULLSHIT THERE, JESUS CHRIST. The only thing I hate more than a bad diary is a bad sex diary. For the record, just because you have slept with lots of people does not mean you are any good at writing about it. Add more detail. Stop daylogging. or just kill yourself. That is my advice to you. 0/65 Would I Come Back? - I'm not even going to dignify this with a response. 0/5 Bonus - Pffft. You get negative two for pissing me off so badly. Seriously, what the fuck were you thinking? That I would like this bullshit? That Tofu would like this bullshit? Bah. You stupid, stupid people. -2/5 Total - 7/100. I don't see why you're so worried about remaining anonymous. You never fucking write about sex. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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