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relaxitsover.diary-x Jul. 30, 2004 -- 9:00 p.m. |
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| relaxitsover.diary-x Username - Actually, I like it. And you explain it. Sort of. A little bit. Whatever. First Impression - It's.. black. And... there's a miner. Miners are cool. Looks like good spelling and capitalization and all that good stuff, so... onward, noble steed! Errors - I'm pretty sure that Shakira isn't dead. And I hate Bono. I'm pretty sure I've been over that. You have some spelling and grammar errors here and there, but I'm not getting my panties in a twist over it or anything. 6/10 Layout - It's... I dunno. Miners are pimp, but that's really the only thing I like about it. The shit to the left there looks crowded. I don't like that I have to scroll down to your entry box, and then scroll again to actually read the entry. In fact, I hate it. I guess it's self-designed. I don't know. Or care. Pick one. 11/20 Content - I get the impression that you're into god. I should probably tell you here, I am the most unreligious person EVER. I hate organized religion with a passion and I am almost disgusted by the thought of a god. But this is a review, not a forum for my spiritual beliefs. Excue me while I step off of my soapbox. Alright. I guess I'll start from your most recent entry and work my way backwards. You have two paragraphs and two bold statements. Literally, bold.. in bold text, for those of you reading this and are too lazy to click. Anyway. Where did the statements come from? Is it like a writing prompt? An alter-ego of yours? Just curious. I found myself almost insulted there. The USA is HARDLY a "white man's world". I will never forget the day in class that my teacher was speaking to a class full of sixty kids [SIXTY!] and asked for all those of european descent to stand up, and the only people in the room that stood up were me and the teacher. You can't tell me it's a fucking white man's country. I also like the way you focus in on the white stereotypes... well, what about the black stereotypes, or the latino stereotypes, or the asian stereotypes? There are fake, mediocre verions of all of them too. Oh, wait, I forgot.. that's racist. It's bad to stereotype asians or blacks or anybody else, but it's okay to do it to whites. That's fine. ... I really have to cut out this soapbox kick I'm on. I'm done, I swear. I could relate to the first part of this entry, but not the second part... I have done just fine without a god thus far and I intend to keep doing so. Your taste in music sucks, by the way. Tupac? Nas? Christina Aguiellafkjas? Come on now. Whoah. That was really, really cheesy. Moving on. Aaand fuck it, I'm tired of reading. You talk about or mention god in damn near every entry. Even if I didn't completely dislike the whole check-us-out-blindly-following-something-that-may-mor-may-not-exist thing, it would still be boring. It's like talking about your boyfriend, or school every goddamned entry and I don't like that. You need some variety. Go steal a car. Or get super pumped up and become a ninja or something. Then learn to play the guitar and flip out and kill someone. Your entries are also unbelievebly long, and I don't have any patience at all unless this shit is funny. Which it isn't. Well, okay, it kind of is because I can't help but laugh at the whole religion thing [sorry], but it isn't intentionally funny, so I don't really care enough to sit down and read it seriously. You seem like a more or less intelligent gal. When you're not writing about god, I almost like what you write. Just... Jesus, I hate religion. On a final note, you might want to not rate your reviews. It makes you look really fucking immature and it doesn't make me want to be nice to you. Basically, if a reviewer gives you as good score, you give them a good review. If they give you a bad score, you point out shit that's wrong with the review and why their opinion is wrong. Look, it's a goddamned opinion, and you asked for it babe. 20/65 Would I Come Back? - To see if you say mean things about my review. If you turn into a ninja and pork some hot babes, then write about it, maybe I'll even come back consistantly. 1/5 Bonus - I liked your diary title. +1/5 Total - 39/100. Ninjas are soooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. Jesus Christ I need to stop visiting that site and get a life. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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