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punk-loser re-review Sept. 08, 2004 -- 12:05 a.m. |
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| punk-loser WOO! I CAN'T SLEEP! Which means REVIEW TIME! Yay! Username - Still hate it. Sorry babe. First Impression - Do mine eyes decieve me?! ARE THOSE FINAL FANTASY ONE SPRITES?! That's quite possibly the worst Final Fantasy game ever [aside from eight, of course. One is better than eight. Which says a lot about eight.] , but it's still awesome. Errors - You still don't capitalize. At all. Ever. And you still make enough typos to level a city block. AUGH EVIL DEATH. 5/10 Layout - Things I like: The Final Fantasy sprites and the quotes. Things I do not like: the frame borders. You can kill those somehow, but I forget exactly how to do it. It involves putting something like "border=0" somewhere, or some shit like that, I don't know. Yeah, I'm so incredibly useful sometimes. But I do really respect the fact that you made it yourself. Woo!16/20 Content - You do realize that you're the biggest jerk ever for making me do a re-review, right? Don't look at me with that shocked expression, you know I think you're one of the coolest people I know. Which I guess isn't saying much because I don't know very many cool people, BUT STILL. Okay, okay, review time. Staring here and emphasis on the more recent entries. You're moving currently, and dealing with all of the angst that comes with it. I don't mean angst like whiny teenager bullshit angst, I mean... oh, fuck it, you know what I mean. Moving is a good reason to be upset. Upset isn't really the word I'm looking for. The word I'm looking for is ruffled. But calling you ruffled sounds almost insulting so we'll go back to upset. If it were anyone else that managed to go from talking about puking to your family, I'd get pissed off and yell. Somehow though, you manage to do it without pissing me off OR making me want to yell. Congratulations. The part with the evil robot ninja monkies was my favorite. I respect you for this and I think you're doing the right thing. It's human nature to suck. Just today, actually, I was talking to one of my friends about karma and how it's a bunch of bullshit (insert disappointed expression here). She told me about how she had a friend whose son was in the World Trade Center, and how he pushed and shoved his way through (breaking rules and being an asshole, etc) to get out, and that he lived because of it. He lived and all the other people that followed the rules and weren't assholes died. Moral of the story? Being an asshole is a survival thing. You gotta love humans. Yeah. You do realize that fucking nobody but those who play the game have any idea what you're talking about, right? Even I was sort of lost, and I play video games. Just not that one. Because MPORPGs suck. Pretend that I got that acronym right. Passé. Not pac'e. Passé. I was trying really hard not to correct your spelling because I know you hella won't listen to me, but I had to say something about that one. Sorry. Carry on. I really don't feel like reviewing your diary because the fact is, I've read it all already. You're on my fucking personal buddy list. You jerk. Making me do this review... grumble. Plus, I need sleep. It's a school night. To sum things up: you're a bad ass. I don;t know why I like you so much, I just do, dammit. Things that need imrpoving include but are not limited to your capitalization, spelling, and awful use of french. My advice to you is to be happy, because shit will work out in the end. Jesus fuck I'm tired. What did I give you last time? You get that plus fifteen. 51/65 Would I Come Back? - You're already on my favorites list, bitches. 5/5 Bonus - You've still got the porn, you're still angry, and you still like NiN, so I see no reason not to give you another 3. +3/5 Total - 80/100. Don't act like you didn't see it coming. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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