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Rules Jun. 23, 2004 -- 6:37 p.m. |
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| These rules [and scoring] are subject to change, fuckface. You are still required to obey these rules, god help your soul.
Rule numero uno - Link us, bitch. Our goal is to spread our hatred and overly harsh criticism throughout diaryland. We will break the tiny angst-ridden teenagers, thus toppling the global economy, leaving the world ours for the taking! Muahaha. Also, link us on your site somewhere, a reviews page, fucking whatever. Don't just add us to your favorites. Although you can in addition to the first link if you want to, I guess. Rule numero dos - Don't be a whiny little bitch if you don't like your review. All complaints will be mocked, and the super bitches will be refered to blacklist. If you can't take the heat, don't ask for my HONEST GODDAMN OPINION, which is what you're doing when you request. Rule numero tres - Have more than twenty entries. There's no point in reviewing you if all we get to make fun of are your layout and "OMG LOOK I GOT A DIARY LOL!!!11!" entries. However, if you have more than 100 entries, I will more than likely skim your diary because I have the attention span of a retarded fruit fly. If that bothers you, I don't care. Rule numero quatro - If your diary is locked, give us your password. If you do not give us your password, we will not only NOT give you a review, but in our spare time we will place a voodoo curse on you for being such a dumbass. Rule numero ... quatro plus one - Read the scoring. It's probably better if you know exactly what you're going to be bashed on, and how hard you are going to be bashed. Rule numero quatro plus two - If you are listed at Blacklist, then you'll get a review, but it will be SEVERELY BIASED IN A BAD WAY because I know that a bad review will get me some whining, and that is always a good thing. Rule numero whatever this is - Hate/pornographic/whatever diaries are fine, but if you have a hate diary, I will call you on being an ignorant douche and your score probably won't be very good. Rule numero that last one plue one - Diary-x, blogspot, livejournal, and whatever else you fuckers can think of ARE accepted, but neither of us uses diary-x and are therefore UNFAMILIAR with it. So don't be a douche if there's something we don't know. Just to prove you morons have read the rules, you now have to put "MEIN FÜEHRER!" somewhere when you request. If that's spelled wrong and you want to correct me, go ahead. So long as it's something like "MEIN FÜEHRER!" or "HEIL HITLER!" or even just "ACH!" somewhere, you'll get a review. No stereotypically German Nazi phrases, no review. Bitch. Just for the record, NO, we are NOT pro-nazi. It just fits with the theme, that's all. Seriously. We're not trying to offend anyone here. Well, not with this anyway. We wait until the reviews to do that. Oh, and, if you want a re-review, make sure you've changed shit and it has to have been two weeks since the day I reviewed you. You can also request a reviewer. If you request using the guestbook, there is now a field for it, and if you request using the notes, just say who you would like to be reviewed by. If you don't specify a reviewer, you will be placed on the waiting list [unclaimed] and whoever gets to your diary first will review it. Done? Okay, scoring time. | ||
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