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sarahoney Aug. 20, 2004 -- 5:31 p.m. |
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| sarahoney Username - You have three chances to guess who's bashing their skull into their keyboard right now, and the first two don't count. First Impression - A picture of notebooks and "I'll depend on you"? What. The. Fuck. Themes are good things, babe, and I'm not seeing any here. Errors - The first paragraph of your entries isn't formatted like the rest of the entry, so it ends up looking retarded. Also, you don't know how to link things [...], and because you have your own diary, I consider that an error. Seriously, it's not fucking complicated to learn a little HTML, and I even left you a link for it in your guestbook. Your older entries aren't archived either, and that pisses me off. Haha, your reviews page is funny. "I have learned to link since the review by Teen Reviews"... and as it turns out, they're the only site you haven't linked. That's what I like to call "fucking awesome". Or "fucking retarded". Really, either one works. 5/10 Layout - I still don't fucking get it. The title is one I would expect to see with a lovey dovey fucking romantic crap layout, but you have a picture of fucking notebooks. Whatever. It sucks, end of story. Pick a different title, or a different picture, or a different SOMETHING. Seven points because I can read the text, and that's the only thing I like about it. 7/20 Content - Started here. Awesome. You sound like you're leaving. You're also really fucking whiny about it. "AUGH I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT I DON'T CARE SO WHY DO I REQUEST REVIEWS AUGH BITCH MOAN BITCH MOAN." Seriously. Shut up. It was complately pointless, and no one cares. P.S. - "Then why do I want reviews then?" That was nice and redundant. I don't like how you don't have the previous/next links at the bottom. It means I have to fucking scroll back up to the top when I'm done reading to switch entries. Eurgh. Are you a lesbian? If so, are you a hot one? ... Stop looking at me like that. Dammit. Awesome. You are a Pointless. I've read like ten entries and three of them have been about how you're a lesbian. It was a little interesting at first, but I hope this stops. Not enough explanation here. Too fucking vague. Some people can get away with it. Some can't. You can't. Blaaaah friend shit that no one but me cares aboooout. More boring friend shit. Allow me to mock you for a moment. Come on, you knew it was coming. -clears throat- OH MY GOD 250 VISITORS TO MY PAGE?! LOL OMG WTF?!?!!!!!1111!!1onetwelve!!!121! LOL WTF?!!>!#@!!@@!# HA. I'M SO POPULAR OMG!!! You do realize that that shit resets in a few hours or so, right? And why the fuck are you writing about it anyways?! Jesus. Loser. Oh GOD! My life is AWFUL! I CAN'T DRIVE WITHOUT SOMEONE ELSE OMG WAH WAH WAH FUCKING WAH. Stop it, stop it now. Too much self-pity. Get over yourself. Christ, this is all incredibly painful to read. Your style sucks. Your choices of subjects suck. You suck. Whine whine whine fucking whine. I'm tired. DEATH. 15/65 Would I Come Back? - Bah. 0/5 Bonus - The story you left in the guestbook was... mildly amusing. +1/5 Total - 28/100. Don't be discouraged. I'm sure other people like your diary. Maybe that Teen reviews chick. I don't know. I didn't look at the review she gave, because all review sites other than this one suck cock. The ones on our links page don't suck quite as bad, but we're still better. I just thought I would let you know that. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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