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sheikah.diary-x Sept. 14, 2004 -- 5:49 p.m. |
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| sheikah.diary-x Username - It's that tribe in Zelda [the N64 versions], right? I thnk it is, anyway. If I find out that the meaning is anything different I am going to be severely disappointed. So no pressure. First Impression - Ugh. Celtic shit. Bad memories. And too much green. Man, I never thought I'd say that. Errors - Move the crap at the bottom. MOVE IT NOW. Kill the dots around the navigation, it looks stupid. Jesus fuck your bio is long. Is that really necessary? No, no it isn't. The lack of capitalization is a serious turnoff. Wrong answer, Borderline Personality Disorder is when people are insecure and clingy and all like "OH MY GOD YOU DON'T LOVE ME ARGARHASG NAZI", not when they are "egotistical". Have I mentioned yet that one of the many things that pisses me off is when people try to act like they know shit but don't? No? Well now I have. So don't fucking do it. Asstard. Did you know that BPD also tends to run in families? No? WELL NOW YOU DO. And if you want to know how I know this, it is because I am currently holding in my hand a psychology text book, opened to page five hundred and thirty one titled Psychology and You [shut up, I didn't name it]. And now that I have decided you are full of shit, you fail in this category and I don't want to read your diary. Not that I ever do want to read your [this applies to everyone] crappy diaries, but you know. 0/10 Layout - I like green, I really do, but it's too fucking dark, it's not the right kind of green, the layout is cramped and stupid and Celtic and you didn't make it yourself. I guess it could be worse, but still. 10/20 Content - Started here. Blah blah, I'm lazy, blah blah. Ooo, "i'm losing my mind," my my, how deep and meaningful. Kill me, kill me now. Oooh, look at me while I talk about religion bullshit and use random obscure words to attempt to disguse the fact that I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about. Awesome. Awww, look, you're inspired by Nine Inch Nails and their lack of capitalization. Isn't that cute, playing off of my love of Trent Reznor. There are, of course, only two small problems with this logic. 1) YOU ARE NOT TRENT REZNOR. You are NOT an incredibly attractive, somewhat psychologically disturbed [but still incredibly attractive] young man with a super bad ass band and lots of bitches. You do NOT write awesome music. Start doing so and maybe, MAYBE, you can get away with not capitalizing. But until then, you're fucked. 2) What a wonderful way to express individuality, by not capitalizing. Fucking COME ON NOW. Also, don't fucking talk about reviews or your dairy IN your diary. It's fucking tacky. You're supposed to be writing for you, more or less. Bullshit. All of it, bullshit. "oh god sean and i are on the same wavelength ooo blah blah blah he is so complex and i wuv im to itty bitty widdle pieces blah blah kill me i am so in wuuuuuv." BAH. NO. As my best friend so eloquently put it this morning, I hate it when stupid people try to have deep thoughts. Hahahaha, you masked your anger and terror by crying? Helluva defense mechanism, crying to conceal emotion. I'm sure that worked real well. -snicker- Ugh, emails, so not reading those. If it's more than fifteen lines long, I won't read it. This applies to conversations, emails, etc. And P-O-Y submissions, well, I won't read those at all because they're fucking stupid. The titles of this entry pretty much sums up your entire fucking diary. "daylog boring..." It's not capitalized, it's not gramatically correct, it's stupid. which is why it's absolutely perfect for you. Your entries are too long. You spend too much time saying nothing. Stop it. Like here. Stop doing that. Just... jesus fuck, stop it. You: blah blah blah Sean is great blah blah INSERT GENERIC THOUGHT ABOUT DEEP AND/OR CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT HERE IN WHICH I USE LOTS OF RANDOM WORDS BECAUSE NONE OF WHAT I AM SAYING IS NEW OR INTERESTING OR IMPORTANT blah blah blah i am updating about stupid shit and NOT CAPITALIZING EVER blah blah daylog blah blah. You're not interesting. Your writing isn't interesting. Your thoughts aren't interesting. Stop updating just for the sake of updating, because you'll only look back on it with disgust. No one cares that you watched the Simpsons today, or that you didn't go see Donnie Darko like you planned to. You won't either in a month or so. And you talk about crying too much. Grow a thicker skin or something, Jesus. I am such an asshole. Wheee! 12 points because you could have written something like "gay marriage is for queers", and then I would have had to stab you in the face. 12/65 Would I Come Back? - Don't count on it. 0/5 Bonus - I want to give you points for the green, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I want to give you points for NiN, but I can't do that either because of all of the awesome things you cold have been inspired to do because of them, you decide to stop capitalizing. Prick. +0/5 Total - 22/100. Well. You could have done worse. And get a fucking guestbook, I hate it when I can't leave messages for people [comments don't count] because then it means I have to email them or some shit. Which I am so not going to do. Whatever, you'll figure out you've been reviewed sooner or later. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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