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shi-ou-sama Sept. 06, 2004 -- 8:53 p.m. |
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| shi-ou-sama Username - You better explain this shit somewhere. No, no you don't, you lose game over. First Impression - Lost in Translation. I think I'm the only person in the world that didn't like that movie. Errors - Haha, you have a lot my friend. 1) your links page is stuck under the "friends" category. No. Move it up. 2) said links page is completely jacked up. Learn basic HTML you dickweed. 3) you're a member of a goth webring. FUCK NO I FUCKING HATE THAT. I hope you had fun LABELLING YOURSELF LIKE A CLOSED-MINDED DOUCHEBAG. 4) you've ruined my good mood. Sort of. 2/10 Layout - As previously stated, I didn't really like Lost in Translation. I kind of like the layout, though the title doesn't really work. "The sound of her wings"? C'mon. Also, kill the five entries shit at the bottom. I really, REALLY fucking hate that. You also don't need that extra red bar at the botton of your navigation table. Kill it. Credit to Lex Designs. 13/20 Content - Starting here. Oh my, how vague and talented you are. Not. I hope it gets better. Redundant. "Yet, my mother seems to blah blah blah, despite the blah blah." No. Wrong answer. The yet out front is unnecessary. No one cares about bras and you won't either in many years. Just shut up. Whoah, you're a guy! Wait... you're a guy? And talking about bras? And hitting on boys? I am officially confused. You're a guy who got married... but doesn't have sex with his wife... and... okay, whatever. I'm moving on. You may have just piqued my interest, though. This was good, but I'm not sure why. Three more entries. All in one paragraph and difficult to digest. What's the point? What are you saying? Why are you surrounding it with fluff and bullshit? As previously mentioned I HATE fluff and bullshit. You have the same entry three motherfucking times, just with different titles. Delete them. Fuck. Yeah, okay, you're pissing me off. It's like you're switching back and forth between being male and female. Pick one and stick with it, or give a fucking explanation somewhere. Your diary is composed entirely of memories, and none of those memories mean anything to anyone but you. You don't show us anything about yourself or anything else by revealing these memories, though there memories are obviously recorded for an audience [if they weren't, you wouldn't waste your time dressing them up and making them pretty]. My advice is to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO THE POINT. Or write for yourself. Either way, there is some shutting up to be done. With that said, I do think you are an okay writer. You have a way with words. Just work on cutting to the point. I hate fluff. Fuck. 32/65 Would I Come Back? - Maybe. I want to figure out if you're a guy or a girl, and what the fuck is up with you. 1/5 Bonus - You've got me somewhat stumped. Be proud. I usually have this shit all figured out. +1/5 Total - 49/100. Clarify, fix all the errors, be more to the point [or actually, you know, HAVE a point] and request a re-review. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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