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starsarefalling re-review Sept. 03, 2004 -- 8:22 p.m. |
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| starsarefalling.diary-x [re-review] Username - Still dislike the username. Sorry babe. First Impression - Capitalization, and purple. This is looking okay. Errors - I don't like your entry titles. With the dots instead of spaces. Just fucking use spaces. It's not hard. Chances are, it's probably easier than using fucking periods. Lots of spelling and grammar errors, but I am not going to take the time to point them out to you. 5/10 Layout - It's purple. Purple is good right now. Purple reminds me of my best friend and we are on wonderful terms right now. So thumbs up. I don't like the dark background, but that's not really your faults because right now I don't like any background other than solid white. The picture is a little big... is there some way you could re-do it so its width matches the text area? It just bugs me, that's all. Other than the background color and the SENSE OF IMPENDING FLOWERY DOOM though, it's not so bad. 14/20 Content - You appear to be capitalizing properly now, so let's see if I can do this without committing a murder. ANYWAY. Starting here. A stupid entry. You speak of how you don't understand why people are happy at fairs and football games and other various social events, and then talk about how you're unhappy but happy but fucking whatever while biking. Word of advice: Don't contradict yourself in one entry. Wait two or three to avoid looking so stupid. Oooh, you're such a badass, independant individual. You and your not listening to the radio. Fight the power! The radio is bad! TV is bad! All things popular are bad! Tch. Maybe your lame friends/peers/whatever judge eachother on music opinions, but if I ever ran into someone like that I would be forced to punch them in a kidney. It's really not a big deal. Don't deny yourself the radio because it's "too mainstream". That's called being a closed-minded douchebag. Half an entry about your damn layout and extras. I HATE THAT. You NEVER talk about your layout or extras in your diary. Ten years from now, you're not going to fucking care about your layout change, or that you explained your username. Augh. "dead-end boyfriend"? Hahahaha. I think you mean dead-end relationship. Unless your boyfriend is, literally, a dead end. Which makes you either the ULTIMATE badass who doesn't care what anyone thinks, or pathetic. I'm going with secret option number three though; that you just suck at remembering popular phrases, such as "dead-end relationship". YAY. Blaaaaar. Boyfriend entries. Don't care. Dream. Don't care. This was amusing as fuck, particularily the first [technically the third, but it's the first ACTUAL paragraph, as in, it has more than one sentence] paragraph, but as happens so often on this site, I highly doubt you meant to be funny. Hot damn I love it when you kids are melodramatic. Actually, I've noticed this really funny thing that happens when I review. See, anyone who knows me in real life knows that I am quite possible the most overly sensitive person since ever. I listen to people and I console them. I want to be a psychologist and fix people. I care about shit. But when I begin to review, all of that shuts off. I become apathetic and I find myself laughing where I'd usually be horrified. See, talking about all the bad shit that's happened in your life probably won't earn you points with me. What it will most likely do is make me want to tell you to kill yourself. Which I believe I've done to a few of you people now. Isn't that just fucking THE BEST EVER?! Yes, yes it is. The moral of this little story is: stfu. I don't even want to comment on most of your entries. You're a teenager, you're stupid, you're irritating me and ruining my good mood. Yes, this is a good mood. Never would have known, would you? "Horriable" is not a word and I've seen you use it twice now. It's spelled horrible, Jesus fucking Christ. And a third time with the awful spelling of horrible. If I see it again, I am leaving, never to return again, except maybe to mock you at parties. Look at that; horriable a fourth time. Awesome. Yeah, this review is over. 8/65 Would I Come Back? - Only to mock you at parties, remember? 1/5 Bonus - One bonus point for putting my advice to kill yourself on your reviews page, proving, once again, that I am the greatest person to ever walk the earth. +1/5 Total - 29/100. Sorry. Your diary is still horriable. Haha, see what I did there? Man, I'm the greatest. I bet this was really disappointing for you. Oh well. Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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