Username - This is pretty fucking funny if you think about it. The name "theself" can be broken up into different words, considering it lacks any hyphens or apostrophes to clarify where one word ends and the other begins. Now, don't think I'm telling you to add X's or underscores anything idiotic like that, but I just thought I'd be a dick face about it. Look, you can have: these lf, th elself, and my personal favorite, thes elf. I'm just fucking saying!

First Impression - Tables!

Errors - Calling yourself "twitchy" in the "Me In Ten Words" section. They have medication for that, fuck wipe. Being Christian is a fucking error. I have this bad thing against that stupid "Me In Ten Words" thing, which I'll get into a couple of topics down. 2/10

Layout - Unlike some reviewers (Amandawhowillkickmyass), I like inline scrolls in a layout. Tables I like as well. You have both. It's plain, to an extent, which is also preferable. I'm assuming you made it since I'm not finding any links to a designer. That'd be neat if you stole it, I do it all the time. Wait, I jest. I just read that you made it. The colors, however, are fucking ridiculous. I realize you are in high school and of the teenage population, therefore needing a white/red on black layout, but let's add a little fucking individualism here. Too much to ask? Probably. 10/20

Content - A sum of your content in one word? Lame. Which brings me to the "Me In Ten Words". First off, I found myself overly excited while looking at it due to the fact that I noticed you had two words in some places. How fucking fun would it have been to rake on you if you said, "Me In Ten Words" and you have fifteen? There was disappointment when I counted and found ten. That turned me off right the fuck there.

To be honest, didn't read a whole hell of a lot. Started here and found myself drooling two paragraphs into it. Your sense of humor is fucking god-awful. You think you can say fuck and golly gee whiz in the same entry. You can't, dillhole.

The band practice shit annoys me. Do I give a fuck that you are in the school band? Wait, let me think real hard here. No. I don't. Do you see how fast it took me to decide that? Keep it in mind; it's probably the same with the rest of the fucking world.

It's pretty easy to guess how old you are, despite your desperate attempts at a larger vocabulary than the majority. You fucking moron. Andrew P doesn't like you, by the way. He likes your vagina, though. See what I mean? That right there? Fucking screams teenage piss bag.

Second picture down. That guy has fucking sweat stains. It made me laugh. I'll give you five points for that.

Day log, day log, day log. This shit fucking bores me. Too bad Cynthia didn't die. I would have loved to read something about that. I'm done linking your fucking entries, they're all the same.

For a certain amount of time I was able to sympathize with the fact that you're droning on because you have nothing else to fucking live for. I advise you to quit band, steal some alcohol, trick a few smaller children into doing the same, and log on to Diaryland. We'll see when the magic starts. 10/65

Would I Come Back? - Send me a beer in the mail as proof of taking my advice and I'll think about it. 0/5

Bonus - I don't know, you're cute. That counts for two. +2/5

Total - God called, he says you're going to hell for saying golly gee whiz. 24/100.

Reviewed by Jesse