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thewrongway.diary-x Aug. 03, 2004 -- 6:51 p.m. |
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| thewrongway.diary-x Username - It reminds me of the phrase "rubs me the wrong way" -- which I like. I find most people rub me the wrong way. Bahaha. First Impression - My, how very... un color coordinated. Errors - Okay, you don't get to use french if you can't spell it. It's "bonjour", not "bou-jour". If I see a "wala!" anywhere I'm going to be forced to break your face. 7/10 Layout - Everyone loves Kurt Cobain... however, everyone does NOT love pink and blue together [pick one god dammit], and everybody does not love gray bars everywhere. Kill it! Kill the gray bars! But I think it's self-designed, so I'm not going to knock off too many points. 13/20 Content - Started here. "Oh wow, I'm so happy." Okay, from the rest of the entry, I gather that you actually are, but come on now... could you not have reached the extra inch or two to make that period into an exclamation mark? I mean, I do it too, I try to avoid The Mark at all costs, but a statement like "Oh wow, I'm so happy" warrants a fucking exclamation point. Yes, yes I did just spend an entire paragraph bitching about your choice to use a period over an exclamation point. Man I'm a bad ass. Moving along. Yar. Don't put *asterisks* around words you want to *emphasize*. It *pisses* me *off*. Oh shit. This was fucking brilliant. By brilliant, I mean the irony made me want to gouge And will you quit putting your name after every fucking entry? Y'know, I reviewed this entry and I remember actually doing off on a rant about it. Man, I'm so awesome. You're dumb. He's overprotective because he loves you, you douche. The hell was the point of this? If you don't feel like writing, then don't write. Doi. Let's ponder a statement you made here for a moment. "I got high, and it helped me think about my situation with Jon and Jesse." What. The. Fuck. If you have to get high to be able to think better, then you're probably missing a couple of screws. To simplify that, I just called you retarded. Moving on! Don't say "Lol". It's an acronym. Technically, the whole thing should be capitalized. Actually, you shoudln't be using acronyms in a fucking diary at all. But I'm not one to bitch about these things. AHAH. And smileys! I'll admit it, smileys are okay in AIM conversations... but this is a fucking diary. And you're not eleven. Okay, okay, let's get to it. Your diary consists almost entirely of daylog. The parts that aren't daylog are letters to people... people that I don't care about. You have some nice, completely pointless entries mixed up in there. Actually, come to think of it, they're all fucking pointless. You get ten points because I have a spoon, and spoons make me happy. 10/65 Would I Come Back? - If you bribed me with either a)oral sex or b)spoons. Lots and lots of spoons. 0/5 Bonus - Kurt Cobain is teh sex0rz. So are spoons. I love my spoon. +1/5 Total - 31/100. Do you think it's actually possible to OD on Stupid Pills? Hm... Reviewed by Amanda | ||
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