Username In the immortal words of Wayne Campbell, “Nice name… NOT!” Sorry Trace, but yer username… it makes me think of my friends room mate, and she sucks. Also, no one likes faces… no one.

First Impression Oh thank god you changed your layout. Not like I enjoy this one much more than your last one, but it’s cooler to look at.

Errors You have Seether and Evanescence in your favorite bands. That’s an instant error. Since it’s beyond your power I won’t be knocking you down for a mismatching guestbook, you got lucky lady. Your links are in fine working order (unfortunately for me… people, can you lay off the extras? I hate those fucking things!) Another thing that you shouldn’t do, and bugs the bejeebus outta me… don’t use (()) around parenthetical statements please. You only need one set. (hey, those parenthasis almost look like girly parts huh?)8/10

Layout Your old layout was boring, and kinda ugly, and reminded me of Ravenheart. I don’t like that chick, so I’m quite glad it’s changed. The new layout, albeit it could be funny, if I ever laughed at any of those Confucius-isms outside of “Confucius say: want to avoid hangover? Stay drunk!” just doesn’t turn my crankshaft. The layout looks nice though, and I applaud you for having a nice working network of organized linkage. It’s a pain in the ass to click on all of those links, but at least they’re all neatly arranged. Dude, I hate this fucking asshole that comes into my shop. If we didn’t need his money I’d beat the fuck out of him. 18/20

Content First of all, thanks for being 21. It’s a refreshing change of pace from people going on about their locker combination. Librarian is your profession huh? What’s that like? A librarian with pink hair no less, do you wear sexy black frame glasses? Sorry, I should probably mention I have a thing for teachers and librarians. But really, that’s pretty cool, I’d love to get paid to walk around and tell people to STFU.

I skimmed through your first entry because it started out talking about your new layout. Since I discussed that, I didn’t feel the need to have your input on the matter, because this is my opinion now, not yours buddy! Next entry starts out with references to making shapes out of stucco patterns, which is something I’m often doing. Sadly, the whole entry isn’t puppy dogs and lemonade… mmmm puppy dogs lemonade.

The entry is more about what I’m actually putting up with right now. Life is a boring never ending cycle sometimes. But really, what’s the alternative?

Next entry in the beginning had me pondering a bit. Is it really so bad to be forgotten? It’s strange how some people want to be forgotten, and others would rather die a legend than being a distant memory. I guess being remembered by someone is almost like proving to someone else that your existence mattered… that and the attention-whore thing you stated (I’m glad you can admit that).

See, I don’t understand why some guys worry so much about things like the amount of attention one significant other garners from outside sources. I guess I could understand if Alfred was a shitty boyfriend, but you sound like your loyalties are in the right place. The only time a guy should really worry about that is if he’s lacking in the good boyfriend dept.

Can I add right now, that Tracey and Alfred have got to be two of the worst names ever? I’m sorry if that upsets you, but on sheer merit of how terrible your parents named you guys you deserve each other.

Note to self, give bonus points for like of Scarling and Jack Off Jill. Oh yeah, only stupid bitches spell their names retarded like Meghann or Ashleigh. Also in Alfred’s situation with you being in the room, I probably would have flipped out and told you to go fuck yourself elsewhere too. Women make it so hard for you to surprise them sometimes, I swear man.

Looking through your entries I see a few things.
1. You write with depth, which is good, because if you were 21 and still wrote like a teenager like a certain me that I know, it’d be most disheartening.
2. Alfred seems to be the center of your life, and even though you talk about a lot of other things that aren’t annoying, and quite interesting, you go back to him way too much. I can’t tell you to stop talking about such a major force in your life, but really, you’ve gotta find a new outlet. Loving one thing so much can end up being deadly in the end.
and 3. Your day log portions of each journal make my eyes glaze over. Some people can day log masterfully, you on the other hand are very very very hit or miss. Most of the time you’re missing. I advise adjusting your DEX stat and leaning more towards deep introspection. That’s your forte.

50/65

Would I come Back You’re better than most. I might come back, if I was so bored and actually read anyone who’s on my faves list. Also if you discovered the mystery behind why women incessantly cling onto their mates and seem to refuse to acknowledge anything else in their existence. Sorry, bringing up my own relationship problems here. 3/5

Bonus Remember note to self. +2/5

Total 81/100

Final Thought You deserve some booze and sweet loving. Thus sayeth the Tofu.

Reviewed By: Tofu